Jacob
zillenial dad. peacefully critiquing my favorite sports teams (mostly chargers, giants, and kings)
CA
he/him
- too many people pretending this guy wrote it with the force of his piss stream. he clearly wrote it with his finger and then filled in the finger lakes after I know everyone on this site is a geriatric millennial, but I promise you, even 20-something olympians don't have that level of pee control
- The skier, who’s competing for Team Great Britain, wrote “fuck ice” in urine—using the wand that God gave him—and posted it to Instagram. www.jezebel.com/im-team-gus-...
- re: opalite video, particularly the casting. taylor swift is really good at what she does
- california state school alumni are the most Normal people that society has ever produced, so this episode is perfect
- also #GoAgs
- when AOC announces her 2028 bid and people start pointing to polling as evidence she can't win, it will be important to unfurl the flag of Fuck Numbers
- madam president madam president madam president madam president
- You know a politician is thinking about running for president when they start making moves on foreign policy: AOC will be headed to the Munich Security Conference and will speak in Berlin with a member of Germany's Social Democratic Party. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/06/u...
- dems are going to become the family values party, but family values will just mean "having people in your life who love you"
- been thinking about nuclear weapons too much and I've come to the conclusion that God is regularly intervening to keep us all alive, or He hates us and we've just gotten lucky up to this point
- "probably cost Drake Maye an MVP" everything is ragebait content. reading is dead. nothing is real.
- except the guy who voted for herbert. that guy is real
- does the human body even need ACLs
- if you told me 2 weeks ago that Candiace would implode this quickly and spectacularly, yeah I would probably believe you #TheTraitorsUS
