uzworm
Played the accordion once in like 2011 and still haven't lived it down. Asexual, disabled, plural (Claire says hi! 🤭) content guy
- Chat, is it a bad sign if the first thing I have to write on the move-in inspection for a new apartment is "the front door doesn't close"
- Over on Twitter the "/pol/ was an Epstein psyop" people have immediately been leapfrogged by people using that as "proof" that Pizzagate and adrenochrome harvesting conspiracies were real, so
- Just make the "/r9k/ was an Epstein plot" post now, I'm handing it to you for free! You'll still be making shit up, because you'll be banking on the knowledge of people who first heard of /r9k/ in 2022, but you can get so more clout that way!
- 8chan literally only ever got popular because in 2014 Moot decided to ban Gamergaters from /pol/, /v/, and /b/. Would love to hear the conspiracies on that one given he lost a lot of users from his supposed Epstein-funded right-wing honeypot as a result
- *Guy who heard about /pol/ for the first time in October 2016 on Twitter and thinks a 4chan image board actually had anything to do with Donald Trump being elected because they watched that awful "Feels Good Man" documentary voice* "WOAH MAN THIS SHIT IS DEEP"
- If you don't know the history of /n/, your opinions on "Moot creating /pol/ the day he spoke to Epstein" are about as useful as anything that's ever been posted on /pol/
- We're back to "uzworm seeing people who don't know fuck all about 4chan pretending they do for clout and getting mad", which is always a good sign for the way the world is going
- Can't wait for the "/r9k/ was an Epstein plot" posts coming in three weeks when these people find out they were added on the same day
- Joe Brady looks like a Tim Robinson character, and the Bills probably would've been better off just hiring Tim Robinson
- 1 (Nothing wrong with me) 2 (Nothing wrong with me) 3 (Nothing wrong with me) 4 (Nothing wrong with me) *12 minutes later* 174 (Nothing wrong with me) 175 (Nothing wrong with me) 176 (Nothing wrong with me)
- Pulled up to the King Soopers and there's just a guy sitting in his truck with the windows open blasting Mambo No. 5 at top volume with a stoic look on his face. When I left the King Soopers, he was still there, once again listening to Mambo No. 5
- The Bills lost in embarrassing fashion AND took out Denver's QB in the process? This was like the dream football day!
- Kinda fitting that after a lifetime of shilling secular pseudoscience and bogus theories about everything from physics to gravity to manifestation, the literal last thing Scott Adams did in his dumbass life was fall for Pascal's Wager
- Crumble your local millennial to dust by reminding them that to a modern child, Pokemon is as old and entrenched a piece of media in Pop Culture as Scooby Doo was to them as a kid
- I literally just logged on here to make this exact post only to find I'd already made it, which I think illustrates the point nicely 😬
- It's nice knowing that regardless of how bad things have been going in terms of mental health the past weeks, Stranger Things fans are somehow doing worse.
- As I was driving home on I-25 I was shocked at the fact there was any amount of congestion given it being Christmas night; turns out there was a literal car on fire just on one of the exit ramps so yeah I guess I see why people were slowing down 😬
- My mom got a fuzzy purple robe for herself for Christmas that said it was "one size fits all". It is so large that she looks like she's wearing a grimace Halloween costume
- I'm hopefully moving soon and I'm hoping that I'll re-enter society when that happens
- I know I'm getting old but I'm still young enough to say that no, I don't want someone who is only 7 days older than me to be the coach of the Rapids
- The internet being down for 24 hours here really made it clear that if there ever were a zombie apocalypse, I'd probably just lay in bed the entire time until they got to me because reaching out to the outside world would be too much work
- Literally just laid there for 14 hours in my basement thinking to myself "welp, hope nothing horrible's happened to the national grid. Ah, alas."
- The final boss of white people Thanksgiving has arrived 😱
- Every year my Aunt brings this and every year she and my mom are the only ones that eat it lmao
- Quote of the night: "Under the regular hoop in basketball, they should have a second, bigger hoop that makes you lose a point if it goes through so teams that can't shoot feel bad"
- When you have the state Medicaid run out of a specific hospital, you get a prescription from a doctor at that hospital, and the insurance after two weeks declines it anyway
- I don't frequently drive down Colfax at night so I'm not sure if the person casually juggling torches in the middle of the street is always there but I'm a fan
- Might have to return to TikTok because they're having a moment with Groypers, 4chan, re-litigation of Gamergate and stuff right now, and I saw a video where someone (whose entire knowledge of 4chan was watching The Anti-Social Network" claimed that 4chan was a "left-wing" website at the start ಠ_ಠ
- I have since gotten the achievements I missed in Hades I just for good measure, because it turns out 200 hours in Hades II made me good at the first game too By far the most impressive thing I've done this year, which is quite unfortunate
- Reposted by uzwormಠ_ಠ
- Reposted by uzwormBETTER THAN S̶K̶Y̶R̶I̶M̶
- On the bright side, my current status IS better than GTA 6's
- I've basically spent the entire last two months on an unending bender, and it's exactly as unfun as it sounds
- The only moments I've spent sober have been either the few I've spent sleeping or the ones in bed recovering; the very few hours I've not been in bed, I've been either binge drinking or taking 1-2 edibles at a time. Normally both in a night where they were available. I'm not proud of this
- Posting this mostly so people understand why I haven't been online for like two months it's because I'm spiraling into the abyss: my bad, oops, whoops, sorry, etc.
- Reposted by uzwormadios motherfucker
- Personally I think that Trump should continue tearing down the White House until the entire thing is gone, and then do the Pentagon
- Haven't been on discord or most social media in a couple of weeks, so my occasional posts here are half just a reminder to myself that I'm still alive 😵
- Anyway #Rapids96
- Remember when Chris Armas had a really good debut season with the Red Bulls and then just got worse and worse until he was fired? Just thinking about that for some reason. #Rapids96
- If Chris Armas is gonna moan and accuse @burgundywave.bsky.social of being "too negative" under its current management I have to imagine he would have been chasing me around DSGP with a pen knife lmao
- What this app really needs to deflect the Twitter bros is some Something Awful-style universal word filters Make It so every time someone says "AI" it autocorrects to "artificial insemination" and they won't last a day
- If you didn't think the world was beyond parody I saw someone on TikTok use a picture of the white pharaoh as his example of what "Ancient Egyptians actually looked like" and it may be the funniest thing I've ever seen
