legon750
30 | she/they
- this lady at the bar has toy dinosaur earrings
- Loot that drops after defeating me: - a pocket knife (quality and rarity varies) - flannel shirt - neon pink leather boots - 50 gift cards - energy drink (minimum 200mg caffeine dose)
- no new pictures where are you at mentally
- meanwhile a can of beer would take somewhere between 3 days and 3 weeks to dissolve that same can so the lesson here is drink beer not soda
- a lawsuit in 2012 was decided when mtn dew showed that a mouse that had fallen into one of their bottles at the plant would have been completely dissolved/gooified by the time it reached a customer, while the plaintiff had only a partially dissolved mouse as evidence
- as in, they proved it was faked because an actual mouse-in-your-soda situation is somehow infinitely worse
- some of you
- lady at the front desk: werent you just here? 😶
- im not superstitious but the first time i had a wawa peach tea in 10 years i solved a problem in less than an hour
