Chugs
I be up in teh boscoes all week
- If we're lucky the USAF will carpet bomb the NFL during one of these flyovers
- Woke up at 5am. Rave goes til noon. Starting day with the rave, as one does.
- sry mom just one sec I have to blast the Internet
- Reposted by Chugsas soon as we get microtransactions for jacking off we really will be cooked as a society
- Empty your balls. Be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put your dick in a cup, it becomes the cup. You put dick into a bottle, it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now, dick can flow or it can crash. Be water, my dick.
- Reposted by ChugsHeaded to Fuckingclam Palace to meet the queen
- Banged
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- Drinking frozen drinks, for the culture
- The concave ass
- You know you're cooked when you have a preferred shitter at Lowe's
- The Lord hath blessed me with trunk churros
- At what age am I supposed to appreciate raisins in my desserts? I worry I'll never achieve full raisin appreciation
- Do you think there are people out there that binge watch How it's made There are, I'm sure there are
- Fridays and the wife amirite
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- I gave away over 100 hits of acid last year but aPpArEnTLy that's not deductible on your taxes
- You ever get that feelin following around the @thediscobiscuits.bsky.social that the stars are aligned for crusher shows? I'm gettin that feelin and I'm 1000+ miles away. huh
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- I hope @thediscobiscuits.bsky.social and @marcbrownstein.bsky.social bring kitchen Mitts to the big stage this coming weekend
- Staring at my laundry wondering why it gets to be spun but I don't
- WOOO
- Having one of those days where I realize I work way too hard for a company that doesn't give a shit about me. And in honor of that I'm getting high on the clock this afternoon
- The true watermark of a mostly bullshit email job
