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- removing the bones and organs from my boss so i can make a set of armor that will help me fight the rest of his family
- ovulating
- car might be dead on account of i just can’t stop blowing trannies
- two in one day is crazy
- i always forget how big 9mm rounds are
- and how much the casings smell like blood?? and i’m soooo excited to smell gunpowder on monday again
- a little on the nose
- try microwaving your condoms
- i would take out a huge bank loan to do this to people in first class tbh so that’s fair imo
- plus the plane ejects you at the end of the flight now anyways so who cares lol
- for anyone keeping up with the tghb arc i got diagnosed with bipolar 1 and am on antipsychotics now lol
- i’m very proud of myself for being able to suck my gf off in about ~5 min (10 max) even though she’s on lexapro?? and it’s a good thing too because it’s one of the only times i feel pretty which is probably fine
- pathetic? maybe who knows anymore
- any tanks playing retail wow that wants a raiding spot in 11.1? 4/8m pref but open to other experience :) dm me bc i would rather heal if i can but will tank if i have to
- this is actually so me
- i love giving head but the downside is that once you nut with someone’s dick in your mouth, you’re pretty much guaranteed to never win an argument with that person again. “okay well you came from sucking MY dick” man fuck you
- i do still wish i could top, or like actively wanted to top, or be dominant, or do any of the things good gfs do ???
- for example when i told her i have no gag reflex so she put her entire hand in my throat to see if it was true and i just looked up at her smiling with tears streaming down my face and she said good girl, it fixed something in me
- i’ve decided to use this account to earnestly horny post so i can be more normal on main now that i deleted my priv twt
- i’ll still do joke horny posts on main but this is where i’ll talk about actual sex etc sorry in advance
- tbh the problem isn’t that trump won it’s that trump won because half the country wants me dead and half of those people only want me dead because they want to fuck t girls and can’t deal with that internally like adults
- Reposted by taraRead this now cuz you'll need it for the future (free PDF below).
- i’ve started chewing on plastic spoons
- does bsky have an alt-right detransitioner subplot yet or is this site not funny enough
- guys try to remember i’m cancelled here, please be considerate of the bsky culture
- started putting pills in my dick hole instead of boofing about a month ago and now the doctor says i’m “immunocompromised” but they don’t know if it’s related
- happy new year
- im pregnant
- love the very “this place sucks now!!!” energy from the ~big accounts~ because i love watching them realize that what they really wanted was a discord server
- like yeah you all wanted to be slightly elevated big fish in a small pond like i have good news about the amount of discord / reddit moderator positions open lol
- spent the year seeing toddlers get brained by american munitions, i’m just glad to see someone who’s actually guilty catch a couple
- first base: i sleep on your couch second base: i give you head until you ask me to “please stop” third base: backshots fourth base: i ask you to punch me in the eyes and ribs fifth base: tbd
- i would let the assassin hit i’m ngl
- me if licking her load off her stomach was a crime
