Astolfo

I'm Astolfo! (they/them) I post whatever's on my mind.
Joined January 2026
  • This is as political as I'll get on here, but I learned in ancient Rome, men who were found guilty of rape had their testicles crushed between two stones. We should bring that back. I think it'd do some good.
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  • Picture, if you will: A dating sim, filled with cute characters. Male, female, and enby options, for whatever you wanna go for. But it's not just a dating sim. It's ALSO sci-fi. But it's not just a sci-fi dating sim! It's ALSO a horror game! The MC dies every route and it's super tragic.
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  • "You don't have to be nice. You don't owe anyone anything." Wrong. Incorrect. You're a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the café employees my clean dishes put away. I owe my friends a listening ear. I owe small, scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside.
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  • Hyper-individualism is a rancid infection born from capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapy-speak telling us we should only look out for ourselves. I will defy it by continuing to be kind, REGARDLESS of whether or not it benefits me personally. Being kind is the bare minimum you can do.
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  • My personal philosophy is positive nihilism. The idea and acceptance that chaos might just be the nature of the universe, but still deciding to make meaning on top of it as a rebellion. In a universe with no meaning or care, we alone can create that meaning and care about those around us.
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    Sorry for the differently-flavored posting today. I've had this on my mind a while.
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  • Something they don't tell you about getting better is it feels like you're getting worse. You'll feel dumb before you're wise. You'll feel weak before you're strong. You'll feel terrified before you're brave. In order to heal, you need to suffer. In order to feel peace, you need to experience chaos.
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  • Life disguises growth as failure and progress as pain. If it's hard, it matters. Becoming is messy. It breaks who you were to make room for you're meant to be. You don't build strength by feeling powerful, but by showing up when you feel powerless.
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  • If you feel tired or uncertain or behind, you're in the middle of becoming and you're just around the corner from success. When you get there, you'll turn around and realize you couldn't have found yourself without getting lost first.
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  • There are two types of white people. 1. One that turns red and starts coughing when a peppercorn farts in their general direction. 2. One that will breed peppers to make a hot sauce called Mama Death's Donut Scorcher that will make you feel like you're shitting magma.
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  • If you can be anyone, then be Matthew Lillard. If you can't be Matthew Lillard, then at least be someone he'd be proud of.
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  • The year is 9 AD. Some weirdass motherfucker is squeezing cow tits and he's about to invent cereal.
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