Nathan Gerdts
College football is dumb and it rules. Rich Evans and Gene Belcher are my heroes. Let me introduce you to the #ChiefsKingdom from when Sammie Parker was a thing. Bears rule
- 5 minutes in and Sabrina Carpenter’s beating the shit out of Muppets in a bar l, we might be going somewhere with this
- If you ever wanted to know if Sabrina takes inspiration from Dolly, she’s singing Islands in the Stream with Kermit and Piggy
- I will take more of that. Not brilliant, but I want to see where it goes
- Colossus is either absolutely thrilled or absolutely appalled by the levels of America on display
- Oh. Ok
- Really gonna put “I’d die for this shit” to the test
- Back in my day you sent the rocket up anyways, watched it blow up and then went back to asking your AI if anyone loved you
- Artemis scrubbed till March, there will be no Super Bowl morning launch attempt arstechnica.com/space/2026/0...
- Pretty sure I just played an AI-generated trivia game on the ESPN website
- Only one of those is a TV channel that actually exists
- Like she’s been kicked in the ribs!
- This time 4 years ago she was working the Super Bowl. And then she just chose to do this!
- Jay Leno is schilling for something called Dry Bar Comedy by saying “when the punchline is an obscenity, it’s not really much of a joke.” You may insert your anger about all the goddamn Monica Lewinsky jokes here
- MY BOY
- I’m about to collapse. He pooted
- How I felt watching people suggest that @brianphillips.bsky.social try watching this thing called the Premier League
- Now imagine feeling the latter about someone but the former not even being remotely true about their ability in their field. Anyway, please disregard this hammer I have directly trained above Jimmy Fallon’s head
- Why watch Carlos Alcaraz in the morning when you could snort cocaine and drive a motorcycle off an in-flight helicopter
- Oh my god. There’s no way
- YouTube is made up Dhar Mann videos and everyone else going “there is nothing more cringe than a Dhar Mann video, let’s laugh at it together”
- This video is excellent, a wonderful find today youtu.be/Ir66uJA04tc?...
- Bring back Real-Life Baymax
- You might have just drained a lake to build a slower-running version of some of the best games ever. Congrats?
- Google’s new world AI model tool let me generate a bunch of Nintendo-inspired games. Including one featuring Link with a paraglider! Gift link: www.theverge.com/news/869726/...
- I thought I misheard this when I caught it while walking by a tv, but nope, he was in fact interviewing his mom about something important. Good grief
- Tuesday morning: New CBS boss promises “huge emphasis on scoops.” Tuesday evening: CBS Evening News anchor interviews his mom. www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
- Do they think he won’t have time for the ceremony, I don’t like him but this is nonsense
- A stunner from @dvnjr.bsky.social and me: Bill Belichick is not a first ballot Hall of Famer. He didn't get elected this year. The 8-time champion failed to 40 out of the 50 votes required for induction. www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
- She must really be a bad hang
- Always knew “Florida Gators football” was code for something else
- Every year, the CFP experiences this scene from Toy Story
- NEW: In a previously unreported College Football Playoff change, the Group of 6 spot in 2026 does NOT have to be a conference champion. It's just the highest-ranked G6 team, a change some G6 leaders didn't even realize until recently. Details: www.nytimes.com/athletic/700...
- “Only idiots crave connection with other people, no matter where they come from” is a message for 20 people, and not all of them can find your business plans!
- [In between rounds of a bout with food poisoning] why does this Daisy think I’d ever dip a strawberry in godforsaken sour cream
- [Marshawn Lynch stirs]
- It’s important that you immediately burp afterwards, to complete the ritual
- Matt Stafford is a Hall of Famer, I’m ready to go down that path
- What if he won all those Super Bowls just spite a fictional droid that he absolutely loathes
- I better see a 🍆
- That said: don’t get burned on the next play!
- I would like him to start calling Burkhardt “Forks” and never elaborate
- “Tom Brady Sings the Best of Simon & Garfunkel” is the show they try to put on in The Producers 2
- SAHARA (2005):
- My beautiful boy LuDort has done it again
