Ali 🍈
she/they | 26 | video game enjoyer & epidemiologist in training
- friend asked me how this semester was going since it’s The Big Semester and i was like “it’s not pertussis so i’m having the time of my life”
- as a new england resident the drake maye love feels like a fucking psyop. oooooh yay white boy number 3545546478. shut the fuck up!!!!!!!
- i need the pats to not win for my own sanity but also fuck the kraft family
- who up getting overstimulated by normal office noises
- in the kitchen straight up stacking it. and by it. haha. well. let’s just say. my leftovers containers why are there so fucking many oh my god get me out of this prison of my own creation
- honoring the british tradition of bastardizing other cultures’ foods by bastardizing beans on toast for dinner
- sister wanted to get me some gym gear for my bday but then Things Happened
- brand is killcrew and she’s gonna donate what she would’ve spent on me to the trevor project instead. fuck homophobes i lift just to make sure i can kick their loser asses
- hayley williams losing both grammy categories is honestly shocking given paramore are absolute grammy darlings
- WAIT SHE LOST *FOUR*??? absolutely wild i would’ve assumed at least one was a given. damn
- chappell roan grammys fit is insane in the best way possible. i need a bts of how her team pulled this one off without pulling her nipples off lmao
- tee.exe has stopped working
- five classes you took in college: - immunology - history of being single in america - nonviolent alternatives - advanced organic chemistry - arabic & islamic world history
- i was a biochem major and minored in psychology & sociology (combined minor) and history :)
