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Nuclear lunch protocol
- Reposted by 🐄📏👖🩳Panic! at the social event in a loud bar where I can't understand anyone and also I've definitely met at least half these people and gun to head I couldn't tell you a thing about them because I'm faceblind so I'm just sorta playing along and hoping if I drink more things will be OK
- Reposted by 🐄📏👖🩳Conservative sexual politics holds that there are ingroups that "traditional family values" protect but do not bind, and outgroups that "traditional family values" bind but do not protect
- Reposted by 🐄📏👖🩳if I were a millionaire I would go out for lunch every day… lunch: the “Millionaire’s Meal”
- I come home, she lifted up her wings I guess that this must be the place
- Reposted by 🐄📏👖🩳The Lion is listening and learning from the concerns that the sheep community have raised.
- Reposted by 🐄📏👖🩳Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
- If you have adhd the Gouverneur should hire someone to shoot you with a dart gun full of stimulants twice a day
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- Hot dog donut
- Reposted by 🐄📏👖🩳Lately
- A human is a type of soup encapsulated in a gel foam served on the bone
- Oh dang
- I'm disgraced British political Tarquin M. Horbemogford
- Reposted by 🐄📏👖🩳After much reflection I have decided to flee the death star. Serving the Galactic Empire remains an incredible privilege, and I will continue to support the dark side and the causes I believe in. Contact my agent with cash offers. No time wasters. Yours, Peter.
- Reposted by 🐄📏👖🩳Heading into Valentines Day like:
- It is cold
- Reposted by 🐄📏👖🩳i hate how much of our lives we spend playing grabass with doctors and pharmacies just to get our fucking drugs. the drugs we always get, the drugs we need and use all the time. it's like every time you need a refill everyone involved is baffled by the concept of doing their jobs
- Reposted by 🐄📏👖🩳The whole "Trump can't rig the elections" thing strikes me somewhat the same way as "climate change isn't going to drive human beings extinct" thing. Like ... sure. OK. But there's a whole lot of bad shit that stops well short of that!
- Reposted by 🐄📏👖🩳sorry for being cringe I'm trying to enjoy being alive
- Once again very cool to log on to the leftist bleeding heart app and see that I'm considered subhuman scum that should be glad my existence is tolerated at all. Sorry I didn't find someone to marry. Genuinely. But it doesn't help to see a million variations of kys on here.
- we all got so old fuck
- Reposted by 🐄📏👖🩳The year is 2027 and the only protected classes are dudes in the Epstein Files, youth pastors, and ICE officers.
