Jack Szwergold
“An acute perception doesn’t make you crazy. However sometimes it can drive you crazy.”
- Hey Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social)! What happened to the faux byline here in this piece from August 21, 1996, “Somebody Should Do Something About All The Problems?” It’s part of the joke… It should be “by Edith Heare” but it shows nothing, nana, zilch… What gives? 🤔
- Yeah, but for a brief, magical moment the dream of his snarky persona finally being silenced was realized… 😔 PS: His schtick has grown tired… Very, very tired…
- Life (sadly) imitates the Onion yet again… 😔📰
- “Can I prove it? No…” 🤔 You can’t prove it? Then shaddup you face, dear Mr. Johnson. Face the fact that those Republicans lost fair and square… 🗳️
- A group of Texas teens beats the crap out of some MAGA chud who confronted them. 👊
- “The organization will also help restore private property appropriated when the Jewish community left to its Jewish owners.” 🇸🇾 This is kind of cool… I would never want to move there, but still… It is kind of cool…
- Reading up on “Operation Wetback” which was a similar program to this ICE insanity which was created by the Dwight D. Eisenhower administration which ran in the 1950s for about 1 year; 1954 to 1955. But at least Eisenhower only ran the program for a year. 📆
- “One officer reported being unable to cover medical costs for a sick child due to a coverage gap, while others claim five-figure signing bonuses have not materialised.” 🤔 Too bad! So sad! 😔 Whiny, stupid, entitled ICE tears… 🧊
- “So devoid of incident it makes ‘Jeanne Dielman’ look like an action movie…” 🤣🤣🤣 “At least Leni Riefenstahl could frame a shot.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
- This is a great review: northshoremovies.wpcomstaging.com/2026/01/31/r...
- “We don’t need a warrant, bro. Stop getting that in your head.” 😡 What is this crap? ICE agents said that a the 9th Street light rail station on the Hoboken/Jersey City border.
