Guiness Pig
Comedian & writer with Long Covid
*Posts are for humor & entertainment*
I write #MaskholeClapbacks jokes & essays for the Covid-Cautious community at guinesspig.ghost.io
Read Wayside: A serial novel for free at: tinyurl.com/wayside-novel
- If checking your news feed feels like an existential crisis, you're not alone. Sharing a laugh with like-minded folks helps you build resilience for living in stressful times, so join us 2/14 for Goin' Viral - a free online comedy show featuring @laurenflans.bsky.social & @ronplacone.bsky.social !
- Evidence in the latest Epstein file release makes this bday card from Trump even more gruesome. No head. No arms. If there is no justice for these victims I will fucking implode.
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- I don’t care if you call yourself Airborne Aware or Covid Conscious, just stay away from me if you’re a Biohazardous Beotch
- Overheard in lobby in veterinarian office: Toddler: Mommy, why does Charlie have to get a shot Mom: So he doesn’t get rabies Toddler: Why can’t Charlie have rabies? Can *I* have some rabies? (Crying) I want rabies! Please can I have some rabies? Pretty much the same way folks are with Covid 🫠
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- There is one good thing to come out of the latest release of Epstein files. All hopes we had that people would no longer support the abusers named in it are gone. Now we know there is nothing they won’t defend and they will never be our allies. Now we have clarity.
- Wondering how we got where we are today? 'Health supremacism is at root a fascist doctrine.' If you decided to unmask because you believed Covid would only harm the vulnerable - but not you - please read this and spend some time in self-reflection. msteenhagen.medium.com/loathe-fasci...
- The biggest lie ever sold to us was that 'you do you' is an acceptable substitute for public health. Here's the cold, hard truth - white supremacy was a key force driving the abandonment of public health. I urge you to read this and self-reflect upon the message. pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
- Jesus Christ
