UNCAИИY (they/them)
Patreon.com/UNCANNY305
uncanny305.bandcamp.com
YouTube.com/@_adinfinitum
M.Div, Starr King School for the Ministry '19
New World School of the Arts '03 (Inst Music)
Podcast @vundacast.bsky.social
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- GOD THIS SHOT GOES SO HARD FUCK 📽️🎃🎬

- HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYY <33333
- Bangers and mash. Bubbles and squeak. Smoked eel pie! HAGGIS!!!
- Hot Take: if you write reviews for public consumption (or give them ratings that affect their average) and you're writing about something that's not really generally your "thing" you should at least *consider* the possibility that your rating/review isn't really going to be helpful to anyone.
- "Oh shit, it's 4:18, I'm gonna pack the bong..." [packs the bong] [immediately takes a hit] "FUCK!" I wish this had only happened to me once. Or even a small handful of times.
- lmao Wizards trying to get a whole ass starting lineup via trade and giving up four players and FIVE draft picks to do it is classic
- I haven't seen anyone choose The Big Lebowski so maybe that doesn't qualify bc it's a fucking masterpiece... But a lot of people chose The Shawshank Redemption which is also a masterpiece... But I dunno when I think of TRUE dad movies, I think my favorite is probably F. Gary Gray's THE NEGOTIATOR.
- HOLD THE FORT!
- honestly every time I see a photo of Jeffrey Epstein I totally think this for like a half second...
- lol. Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8HXPY8S/