Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕
Est. 7/23/2023
User #366,132
💙🌊I block all MAGA. F orange bag o’shit
Atheist. Keep it to yourself
No DM unless permission
No Porn/bear shit!
US expat living in Mexico
I ❤️ RUSH, IPAs, margaritas,🐈🐈⬛ 🐈, ND☘️, al pastor tacos, funny people & walks on my beach
- Looks more like a ball sack.
- Department of Homeland Security, US Citizenship and Immigration Services is mandating every employee in company sign an I-9 form stating their citizenship status. I’ve never been asked to fill out before. “Employers are liable for failing to comply with the requirements for completing this form.”
- “1. A citizen of the United States 2. A noncitizen national of the United States 3. A lawful permanent resident 4. A noncitizen” Listing employee’s name, home address, telephone number, email address, SSN, DOB.
- Hung out in ER for 3 hours in gown naked as Jay bird. Wasn’t so worried about bare ass blowing in the breeze but rather my junk getting in the way. Gal giving me ultra sound kept going into the Danger Zone. I’m so horny, porn music kept going off in my head. Kept praying stuff didn’t start tingling.
- Going 2a Superbowl soiree on Sunday. Should have similar group of friends as last week. You know. The party where a beer can was used to smokem peace pipe. Should be good time. I’ve never seen so many retiree stoners in 1 place blazing up. These 70-somethings kill me. US & Canadian folks. Dems&Pubs.
- Step 1: Don’t read trash NYT.
- I’m kicking & screaming about tomorrow. Staying up late & drinking another IPA is only gonna get me to the ER with a hangover. Not gonna make the experience any more pleasant.
- Best possible news. Only a superficial clot. Not DVT. So no blood thinner required. Just hot compresses a couple times a day. Doubling the aspirin wouldn’t hurt but that is really for preventative clots. It may take up to 2 or 3 months for clot to self-resolve. Can continue gym workout.
- I’m personally tired of “there’s something happening” or “so and so has filed charges”. I’m more of a “remember when those assholes were in majority?” or “he died a gruesome painful death” person.
- *Repulsive Party. There’s nothing✌️conservative✌️about the pedophile fascist party.
- Turns out, unleashed fascist Nazis are hard to control. Who knew?
