One of my biggest critiques of Ishgard's religion is that the saints stories aren't batshit enough. You're telling me not ONE of their saints got her tits cut off that then grew back? Not one of them was GRILLED to death? Not ONE cathedral in the city is keeping a saint's decapitated head in a box?
Saint Agatha of Sicily, St. Lawrence, and like way too fucking many to name to the point that there's a term for it it's "cephalophores" just in case you were curious btw.
THE SAINT OF NYMEIA BEING DIRECTLY INSPIRED BY SAINT NICHOLAS SHOULD MEAN THAT HE'S ALSO THE PATRON SAINT OF PROSTITUTES AND PUNCHED SOMEONE OUT FOR BLASHPHEMING THE TWELVE AND IN THIS ESSAY I WILL-
Feb 4, 2026 20:08