Flâneur Owen Meany
If our first interaction is you following me, I won't be following back.
80% faux snobbery, 20% actual snobbery. Even I'm not sure which is which. He/Him.
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/notowenmeany.bsky.social/lists/3l72c4lzqtx2k
- Reposted by Flâneur Owen MeanyI'm at the age where my injuries are never the result of something cool.
- Reposted by Flâneur Owen Meanythe cool thing about mamdani is that literally everyone who freaked out about him sucks
- Reposted by Flâneur Owen MeanyFriend: (getting acid thrown in his face, permanently disfiguring him) My visage!! Me: (gasping) His countenance
- Reposted by Flâneur Owen Meanycome on child safety lid you know it’s me
- Reposted by Flâneur Owen MeanyShirley Povich writing in 1962, with the most immaculate burn conceivable of the Redskins awful, vile owner George Preston Marshall, the last NFL owner to insist on an all white roster: "Jim Brown, born ineligible to play for the Redskins, integrated their end zone three times yesterday." RIP WaPo.
- Reposted by Flâneur Owen MeanyIt’s Ritchson battling a machine…I feel sorry for the robot! I’m totally in!! youtube.com/watch?v=AFuE...
- Reposted by Flâneur Owen MeanyFinancial planning protip: Make sure your spouse is the beneficiary of your Fidelity account and your side piece is the beneficiary of your Infidelity account.
- Reposted by Flâneur Owen MeanyHello sharks, today I-- *they bite me in half*
- @finchinabq.bsky.social At least there aren't nine meetings? But we'll get there!
- Reposted by Flâneur Owen MeanyIt can get really depressing that nothing here is nurtured and maintained simply for the good of American life. The very idea that things should be nice for people "just because" or enriching, or educational, or enjoyable is totally foreign to this place.
- As far as I can piece together, @washingtonpost.com is eliminating/reducing everything but the editorial section, which makes perfect sense considering almost every fact-based story refutes their editorials.
- Reposted by Flâneur Owen MeanyI'm a DC area native. People forget that we exist. That this place isn't a weigh station on a career path for many of us. The systematic destruction of my home town institutions is demoralizing to an extreme degree.
- @emceekayvee.bsky.social Happy Birthday, you total joy you. 🎊🎁🎂🥂🍾
- Reposted by Flâneur Owen MeanyThe Washington City Paper lives! It's one of the only places in the DC area where you can find local news and arts coverage that The Post just decimated. Follow @wcp.bsky.social nerds.
- Reposted by Flâneur Owen Meany[stuck in a lift] Me: Oh God! Mine artist *mimes being stuck in a smaller lift* Me: OH GOD!
- Reposted by Flâneur Owen MeanyAs you know dear it’s not a crime to party with the hot divorced woman a couple doors down
- Reposted by Flâneur Owen MeanyDad: Are the Arctic Monkeys Finnish Me: Think they're British. [checks] They're from Sheffield Dad: I see... Sheffield Wednesday Me: I don't know what that is Dad: Their football club Me: Okay Dad: You can look it up Me: I believe you
- Reposted by Flâneur Owen MeanyI forgot just how much of a masterclass Tremors puts on as a riveting creature feature with likable characters.
- Reposted by Flâneur Owen MeanyA stingray is just a regular ray that tells you not to put on the red light.
- Reposted by Flâneur Owen MeanyHey New Mexico Residents! Freedom to Read New Mexico is asking for people to help move legislation forward by sharing their story with the governor. Easy peasy at the link. They're at about 80 stories with a goal of 200. Let's bump that number!
- Reposted by Flâneur Owen MeanyYou have one more day to do this! The Governor‘s last chance to put this legislation on the call is tomorrow.
- Reposted by Flâneur Owen MeanyPhrases that sound Appalachian but I made them up: Well your dad said he was vegan until he saw me clean a chicken. Snakes will either fuck or fight but they won’t be neighborly. You can take her a cake, and I can take her a pie, but that doesn’t mean she’ll put on a pot of coffee for us.
