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- Reposted by Smooti TootiSir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue
- Reposted by Smooti Tooti"Haunted" #IceOut #IceOutComics
- Super fun growing up asexual, my friends started being interested in boys and talking about crushes so I went “ah fuck I need to come up with one” looked around the social studies classroom for an idea and so when they asked who I had a crush on I said Benjamin Franklin
- He might be precious little meow meow. To me
- I don’t think Atrus was uhhh in any way regretful at the end of this. And like yeah he’s not responsible for *everything* his sons did but. Maybe perhaps uhhh use your magic powers to fix the world the two of them fucked up? Like bare minimum?
- If I were Atrus I would’ve simply been a better father to my sons, but barring that I would at least give their victims some kinda restitution
- anyway saavedro did nothing wrong, justice for saavedro
- Will this be the year I finally turn all these old band shirts I’ve been hoarding into a quilt
- It’s an idea that’s been in the back of my mind for like. A solid five years now. The sewing machine just scares me lol I always worry I’m gonna break it irreparably
- The cool thing about watching the entirety of MASH is watching the second wave feminist movement happen in real time as Loretta turns Margaret from a joke antagonist character to one of the deepest main characters in the show
- Too late to wish this on Trump I fear but I hope Vance doesn’t die of natural causes
- Reposted by Smooti TootiBREAKING: Bugs Bunny has been banned by Bluesky trust & safety
- Part of the appeal of vampires for me is when they’re weird because they’re 200 years old so they’re still listening to obscure music that was popular like 130 years ago and have approximately 34 different very specific hobbies they’ve mastered out of boredom
- So perpetual stews right. Using the same principle would it be possible to make perpetual chili
- Just feed it more beans every day
- Reposted by Smooti TootiHandy
- Shrimp fried rice (I’m shrimp)
- #tavqotd Rubs my hands together … yes … YES
- #TavQOTD We did typecasting thanks to @thatspicymango.bsky.social the other day, so let's twist it a bit. Last movie/TV show/play you watched: who would your Tav/Durge play in that movie, show or play?
- If you haven’t you need to watch pluribus right now. Especially if you like toxic yuri
- They should make hydraulic presses but for humans
- Need to be Squarsged
- Reposted by Smooti TootiSnowed In #oldknees
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- When you’re overstimulated at but still enjoying the rave
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- She gives u little kissy
- Could Nancy Drew solve the Kira case
- And while we’re at it, what would Sonny Joon do with a death note
- That groundhog better not see fuckin SHIT tomorrow
- You’ve made a new enemy today Punxsutawney Phillip.
- Reposted by Smooti Tootireposting with alt text for accessibility: Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
- Love lyin to kids. Once got a whole class of 2nd graders to believe I was married to Megan thee stallion before I let them know I was messin with them. At no point did any of them question why Megan thee stallion’s partner was working as a public school art teacher in a state she’s never lived in
- Other fun stuff kids convinced themselves about me: That I was secretly Bob Ross (I had short brown hair at the time) That I was related to Michael Jordan That I knew Naruto personally
- That last one is true actually I do know him personally. He’s kinda annoying irl
- Should I draw Orin in Chappell Roans Grammy fit …
- Watched Rent a Pal and. Damn
- Was definitely expecting a hammy haunted VHS tape movie not… well. I mean it was very good
- I have seen Rent a Friend before and the guy in that should sue them for royalties
- #tavqotd Basically the same way Aubrey Plaza is typecast - need a sardonic flat voice snarking in the back? Hire Tanis Thau for your movie now!
- #TavQOTD If your Tav/Durge were an actor, what kind of role would they keep getting typecast into? Siraan gets the Sean Bean treatment and dies in everything, but she gives most memorable death scenes ever captured on film.
