The Clear Cider
Oh, stop it! Laugh. Parody, satire, & truth as needed. Prevent truth decay, brush with Clear Cider. Caution, I still run with scissors. Dog lover.
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- What do the kids say these days when someone uses two+ skin smoothing filters on their videos? “Gurgle, gurgle. That’s some filter blindness right there!”
- Is it true that Kid Rock uses — only the very difficult-to-obtain organic lard — as his hair rejuvenator ?
- Some men deserve their memorials. Trump always buys or steals his instead. Narcissists gotta weaponize their insecurities.
- Has Trump seen the real images of himself?
- Trump playing poker on the world’s stage. Because … he is the dumbest politician alive.
- Does this guy have the self-awareness that literally no one anywhere likes him for any reason? Now or in the future, regardless of his numerous attempted media redemption tours?
- DOJ used Adobe to censor/edit out peoples' names. Any entry of particular close names searched & it will automatically redact them out. In the bottom part of THIS email, the word “ don't ” has been redacted. Adobe redacted the word “don't” because its similarity algorithm equated it to “Donald T”.
- Trump’s brain is as small as his sitting ass is big. WTAF here.
- This 2015 photo taken by Jeffrey Epstein at his NYC townhouse. The photo shows (l-r): Nick Di Paolo (comedian/podcaster), Bobby Slayton (comedian known as "The Pitbull of Comedy"), Woody Allen, Jay Thomas (known for roles on Murphy Brown; Cheers), Jackie Martling (H Stern’s "Jackie the Joke Man").
- Nick Di Paolo emails Jeffrey Epstein praising him, Woody, his recent visit to Epstein’s NYC townhouse & notes quandary about “process(ing) the last part.” (!?)
- You know Trump’s a known believer in lying, right? 🤥
