Satan
Im Satan (the cute fluffy one) just a naughty Samoyed. Love people, being as dirty as possible, food, getting into trouble eating things I’m not supposed to, Green Bay football. The Wild, The Twins, Dogs, Cats.
She/her/Dammit Satan
- Making myself look cuddly and pitiful. I have managed to ram this cone into enough ppl, walls, other dogs, etc that it’s now all cracked to hell. Hopefully I can break it soon
- @hamishmom.bsky.social see my people understand the constitution and magma carta as well as the laws of the bible and all of the other places this is written. The cheese tax cannot be violated. You should call a pawtourney
- They mock me in my torture implement. Both these other dogs will pay (as soon as I am freed). Also I took my first poop since I was at the vet this morning. Dad was very impressed.
- A blessed Sinday. Pray for me (or pray to me, idk). I am very angry today. I cant fit in my tiny kennel, big mad (my ppl even got me a xl one yesterday, but I HATE it, its not mine. Worse than that, I cant fit my head through the dog door anymore. There will be retribution.
- It was at that moment I knew, I fucked up... (I did get a new pink leash though, my ppl couldnt go downtown today, and I cost them $1,795.27 so I got that going for me which is nice.)
- Cant blame me for this one!
