This is me at 15. I’m a child.
I’m a CHILD.
Yeah, the fees are the thing…
Eric Trump: "You can send $500 million worth of bitcoin on a Sunday night at 11pm while having a glass of wine with your wife for virtually zero fees."
"HOW WILL ZOHRAN PAY FOR FREE BUSES" screamed the Staten Islanders who have a free ferry
Want to see how far right the Republican Party has gone?
Watch George H. W. Bush and Ronald Reagan answer a question about illegal immigration during a 1980 debate.
They wouldn’t even be allowed in today’s Republican Party.
“Too”
MADELEINE DEAN: The president is unhinged. He's unwell
JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too
D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals?
J: I didn't see it
D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.
I love Cardi B, but usually can hardly understand what she’s saying.
The Metropolitan Transportation Authority took to Instagram to announce that rapper Cardi B will voice PSAs that play in subway stations across New York City.
shit ain’t over til it’s over
1. Just so we’re clear, this is the clip that got Jimmy Kimmel’s show shelved by ABC.
If I’m missing any other clips please let me know.
More from Newsom’s press office.
Mr President:
Tariffs will slow the economy and raise inflation.
Come at me bro.
He’s not planning on leaving.
Trump is building a White House ballroom.
It kind of looks like a Home Depot without the aisles and a sale on gold chairs.
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A one-minute gap?
[the statue of liberty looks at the camera] THE ARISTOCRATS!
Just met a lovely cat in Hertford.
Turned out to be a nazi.
Today in Boston.
Over a million people turned out.
Even the drone couldn't get it all.
#NoKingsDay #BostonStrong #ICEProtestAOC: The girls are fighting aren’t they
Please enjoy this stock photo the local CBS affiliate chose for a story about traffic this summer
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I'll just take this moment to point out that the US Institute of Peace, just a few weeks ago, contained one of the finest concentrations of US expertise on India and Pakistan, and crisis management in South Asia.
Number of (reported) golf outings for Trump since inauguration: 16.
Number of ‘daily’ intel briefings: 12.
@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/05...If you take a single lesson out of Star Wars let it be that successful opposition to fascism only happened after all the different factions stopped fighting with each other and joined forces.
You can criticize your allies, of course, but you can’t be more focused on defeating them than the enemy.
Every now and then I just pause and think that … we could have just elected Kamala Harris, and we’d still have an economy that was the strongest in the world; we’d still have an American-led trans-Atlantic order; we’d be assured that our universities would remain the envy of the world; … (1/x)
Must read!
Manufacturing employs 11m, tourism 12m.
#richkid
#amateur
With billions at risk, Harvard rejects Trump administration’s request for policy changes | CNN
Harvard University rejected the Trump administration’s demands for policy changes at the school on Monday, putting nearly $9 billion in federal funding at risk.
Elon’s Downfall
The latest crazy just proves what we all know. They are discussing everything on Signal to avoid any discovery or FOIA or archival laws. So illegal but here we are.
Young men feel increasingly alienated, the leftist commentator Hasan Piker told Andrew Marantz—they can’t afford college or rent, they can’t get a date, they can’t imagine a stable future. The Democratic Party isn’t helping.
nyer.cm/YNcmARuMeanwhile, over at the other joint:
Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Brendan Loper.
#NewYorkerCartoonsCrockett: This is not what we should be doing. I don’t even know why we’re fighting with Greenland. We’re fighting with Greenland, Canada, and Mexico—yet we’re in love with Putin?!
This is not an exaggeration. This is exactly what is happening.
The cowardice of the GOP has been astounding 👇
#TraitorTrump"daddy, what did you do in the war"
son, i archived all 6,793 videos from the Kennedy Center before they disappeared from the internet
we all did our part
this week's cover is on point
ht:
@jamiegangel.bsky.socialEl Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.
😕
Trump Unable To Focus In Meeting As Pressure Of Booking Kennedy Center Summer Jazz Series Looms
WASHINGTON—Amid efforts to prove himself as an effective chair of the performing arts organization, President Donald Trump was reportedly unable to focus in a national security meeting Friday, distrac...
Kamala was right. And it only took him less than 30 days to roll over for Putin.
NY Gov. Kathy Hochul’s response:
“We are a nation of laws, not ruled by a king. The MTA has initiated legal proceedings in the Southern District of New York to preserve this critical program. We’ll see you in court.”
democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
Elon musk is the richest man in the world, he could be funding hospitals, medical research and universities. He could be solving the climate crisis. He could be feeding, hungry children. Instead, he’s trying to make sure that your grandmother doesn’t get an extra dollar of Social Security.
Hee hee hee
way funnier than the conservatives who hated Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show are the conservatives who thought he was doing the ultimate patriotic ode to America
Tesla paid $0 in federal income tax last year.
2022: $0
2021: $0
2020: $0
2019: $0
2018: $0
Tesla reported $6.7 billion in profit in those years.
the tariff trade war stuff is pretty complicated but one way you can think about it is that in this scenario the United States is basically Drake and Canada is Kendrick Lamar
A gay guy, a Black man, and a woman walk into a flight deck— that’s not the beginning of a joke, but just a regular day at work! There was so much DEI on this plane that we could hardly get in the air. Luckily my limp wrists were able to wrestle the heavy jet back to the ground 💅🏼
A cartoon by Shannon Wheeler.
#NewYorkerCartoonsJim Acosta announces on air that he's leaving CNN and says, "it is never a good time to bow down to a tyrant ... don't give in to the lies."
Hmmm…
Fox News hosts suggest that we don't need coffee from Colombia because "we make our own in Hawaii" and Trump can just have all these other countries produce the coffee here in the states, adding that "we can clearly make our own."
"He's trying to make that happen."
A girl I knew in college saw David Lynch speak at an event. When it ended, she found a way to get to the front to tell him how much his films and shows meant to her.
His response was “Thank you. And remember, the universe is in your basement.”
Check out the Carter Center’s photo from the funeral this morning and who’s obscured.
This photographer needs a raise. 🤣
George W ignores Trump and probably tells Obama thanks for taking one for the team by sitting next to him 🤣
Mike Luckovich gets it right as he always does
“As an editorial cartoonist, my job is to hold powerful people and institutions accountable. For the first time, my editor prevented me from doing that job. So I have decided to leave the Washington Post”
— Ann Telnaes, after drawing this cartoon, which included the image of a supplicant Jeff Bezos
Jimmy Carter was a Christian politician who actually sought to model the teachings of Christ even after leaving politics, rather than using Christianity as a political bludgeon against his opponents or as a tool of supremacy in the godforsaken "culture wars."
well played, sir. well played.
the inventor of kitchen drawers and the inventor of ladles must have really fucken hated each other
