Tom Foolery
Just a guy on the internet screaming into the maelstrom. Teaching English is what I get paid for. I also enjoy making and writing about music. ADHD #COYS 🏴☠️
- Reposted by Tom Foolery6 Nations Weekend!
- Just listened to the new A$AP Rocky album and honestly I liked it more than I expected. It was a really enjoyable listen, and had me dancing and banging my head a bunch. I say give it a spin if you have the time and interest.
- It seems that I ordered this while quite drunk and then forgot that I had done so until it came today, and it's the best plot twist I can imagine. What a beautiful surprise for me coming home today. Everything about the album is exquisite. @backxwash.bsky.social
- They call it the Carabao Cup because it's the cup nobody care abao.
- MATHYS TEL!!!!
- Stressful but much needed win for Tottenham. Glad to see Archie opening up his account. #COYS
- I'm eating out, and as a result, I just saw the end of the Pop Tarts Bowl, which is apparently a thing in college football, and it was the most genuinely insane bit of pure America I've ever seen in my life.
- The trophy was apparently a toaster that had pop tarts pop out of it and the winning coach and one of the players on the winning team ate them. I genuinely could not make this up.
- At one point, three people in pop tart costumes were dancing on the roof of a small building that had been pulled out onto the field, and then one fell off, and then another one got sucked into it and then a ginormous pop tart came out the side and the coach ate that too.
- Apparently having the game be called the Pop Tarts Bowl and then celebrating with toaster trophies and cosplay cannibalism is just where college football is these days. Wildest shit I have seen in a minute.
- Okay the weird internet habit of just putting a picture of an attractive woman in the thumbnail when it has nothing to do with the story is getting a bit out of hand.
- The dichotomy of man
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- Reposted by Tom FooleryThe BBC Scotland commentary for Kenny McLean’s halfway line goal is glorious. Stuff of dreams. 🔥 Congratulations #Scotland, see you at the World Cup.
- LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO SCOTLAND!!!!
- I just finished off a bottle of tequila and wondered "oh shit, is it too late to get more? When does the liquor store close?" Then I looked at my watch and saw that, despite being fully dark out, it was 5:15. The end of daylight savings is throwing me.
- Reposted by Tom FooleryThe DC grand jury refusing to indict on a felony and the petit jury finding him not guilty is a great example of why people in power have tried so hard for so many decades to prevent cases from getting to juries. It's one of the most important, basic forms of democracy.
- DJ at the Mamdani party seems to be doing a Punjabi mashup with Lil' Wayne's "A Milli"
- Now on Donna Summer's "She Works Hard for the Money"
- Dawg they are now playing "Party All the Time" by Eddie Murphy featuring Rick James. What?!
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- Amazing still for the thumbnail.
- LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
- Birthday present to myself came today. Guess what I just got on vinyl.
- Oh shit we just unlocked a whole new part of Harlem, guys.
- ICE out here ready to send Puerto Ricans back to the country that they came from.
- Reposted by Tom Foolery"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?" A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons. Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
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- I feel bad for the kids of Moms For Liberty moms. Can you imagine trying to be an adult if your mom was known for building a career on making sure you were sheltered as fuck? Imagine if you were a young adult and your family was famous for not letting any kids know about sex so as to protect you.
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- And to be fair and give credit where it's due, Bournemouth's defense was rock solid today. We could barely get a cross without an interception or disruption. They dominated in the air all over. It was a combination of attacking ineptitude and brilliant defense that made that first half happen.
- I also want to note, for all those who think that Mathys Tel is trash, that his entry into the game today felt like the moment when things began to turn. He was energetic and aggressive and, while his shot may have missed, it was indispensably at least one of the two best we had today.
- Utterly dreadful first half. Suddenly Richarlison cannot hold the ball and Johnson cannot pass. We MUST be better in the second.
- Reposted by Tom FooleryFull-time. The #BoysInBrown weather a HSV storm at the beginning of the second half to emerge comfortable 2-0 winners in the Hamburg derby! #fcsp | #hsvfcsp 0-2
- How it started: How it's going: #fcsp #BoysInBrown
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- Hamburg Derby is off! Let's go St Pauli! #fcsp
- I may be in America, but I am still ready for the Hamburg Derby today. Let's go St Pauli! #fcsp
- Today in Disorienting Headlines.
- Fun fact for my fellow American NFL-non-watchers: if you find yourself in a group of American football fans, and you say the words "Parsons to Green Bay is crazy, right?" everyone will think you are cool and argue amongst themselves for like an hour and you don't have to do shit.
- Reposted by Tom FooleryFull-time. Two late goals earn the #BoysInBrown a well deserved point against Dortmund at the Millerntor. #fcsp | #fcspbvb 3-3
- THE ETIHAD HAS FALLEN AGAIN! #COYS
- Reposted by Tom Foolery🇺🇸 National Guard soldier speaks out: “I swore an oath to defend our constitution… seeking refuge is not an act of violence. Locking people up for it is.”
- I think people who know sign language probably cheat at charades.
- The new JID album is fucking phenomenal tidal.com/browse/album...
