I should not be allowed to 'network' alone. Yesterday at a preview I confidently walked up to a man I recognised but could not remember where from... As we were talking I realised I didn't actually know him. So for five whole minutes I long-form apologised and then walked away.

I also made an 'excited face' at another stranger because she looked a bit like a friend. It was not my friend. So I badly frightened a woman by randomly 'excited face'ing at her on a staircase and then running away. I have had my eyes tested. It's not that, I'm just dumb.