Dan
🐶 Dad to Ozzie
🍸 Gin Lover
📍Brighton Based
🏳️🌈 He//Him
- Waking the dog and have just walked past two women, both pushing double buggies, who was talking about blowjobs. One was even doing the hand to mouth with tongue in cheek action. Perhaps if they’d have stuck to blowjobs they wouldn’t have had four kids in a pushchair between them.
- It’s gone 4pm and I am STILL hungover to fuck. 🤦🏼♂️