sulky
befriending varmints, fantasizing about playing d&d.
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- you will never convince me that there’s a context where weapon durability in a video game is a mechanic that makes a video game more fun.
- @memoriamatters.bsky.social are you getting royalties for this?
- ugh now i gotta fit all this stuff in my carry-on #paxunplugged
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- there is certainly a circle of hell where it is eternally the last workday before a week of PTO and you have been booked in back-to-back meetings
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- “god, i love bread” -a very small child eating an auntie anne’s pretzel in the outlet mall. me too, kid. me too.
- i can’t figure out if people are using LLMs to generate their like… 2-3 sentence posts on social media or if the cadence of generative ai “speech” is absorbing into the way humans communicate.
- in any of these cases, i hate it!!!!!
- i have been playing d&d 5e for almost 6 years and i have never encountered a single person, regardless of experience level, who does not have to look up the rules for grappling every time it comes up in a session.
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- if the blue angels have a million haters, i’m one of them. if the blue angels have one hater, it’s me. if the blue angels have no haters, i’m dead. #seafair
- someone from my job texted me a picture of MY OWN CAR in the parking lot because one of the bumper stickers reminded them of me. It’s called a strong brand identity
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- i just love it when trucks have those cünty lil nipple rings
- slaying
- i’m honestly surprised that the roman catholic church, being italian at least by association, can overlook the abomination unto italian cuisine that is chicago deep dish pizza in selecting the new pope.
- i always thought i liked the visuals of the ghibli art style but it turns out i actually mostly like when you can feel that something was lovingly created.
- i feel like the devil in “the devil went down to georgia” has an astounding amount of mediocre straight white cis man confidence because that is truly the worst fiddle performance i’ve ever heard. and i was in middle school orchestra.
- it is a truth universally acknowledged that your players will reject any NPC you spent a lot of time lovingly crafting for them in favor of a random NPC that you didn’t even bother to name. #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dungeonmaster