“a medieval tribute to placate the greedy king on his throne.” A superbly succinct summary

Everything after “designer taxidermy” is pure, inspired, undiluted genius !! I might have to submit those words to memory .

Holy smokes! I love this for them so very much

If 'Melania' is the cinematic equivalent of a tribute offered to keep the king happy - polished, empty, mind-numbingly boring - it won't be long until a full-on 'Donald' documentary - super sized, with extra cheese (triumphant fist-pumps set to swelling patriotic music) - hits the screens. 😑

I wish they weren’t so reserved.