Funniest Sassiest Squatch Daddy
MDNI
NSFW
Autistic
Cissie: he/him
poly and partnered (open)
28 TX
tellonym.me/squatch_dad.dy
ngl.link/squatch_dad.dy
- Do all nuts go to heaven or are there evil sperm?
- If you wanna get naughty, tell me how to feel about white supremacist Christian hegemony
- Testestocles, nut philosopher
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- When will my lapeepee get laboopboop'd by layouyou?
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- I want ICE to do their job and deport themselves 6 feet under
- Dewdrop mushroom looking for a fairy whose mind is in the gutter
- Yeah I'm poly, and I do want a cracker
- Smoking but instead of a joint it's your pussy and instead of lighting it, I play with whatever spot is best
- Ok hear me out, water but it's got cigarettes, and you take the water out, replace it with tobacco, and instead of plastic it's like tobacco, and instead of drinking it you smoke it
- INEXPLICABLE HOW THE LOST BOY KNOWS
- I would like a partner that loves and likes me please 🙂
- New years resolution!!!
- I'm feeling nihilist lately
- I got zoomies and I'm feelin healthy hell yeah
- In a world, where I fuck your mom... you live a happy life. We get to know each other on a base level, feeling like maybe I could call you my child and I your father, but there's no need for that. We'll never be that for each other, what matters is we make your mother happy, and each other.
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- Bubble butt guts
- E-sex gives you hotism
- I'm gonna shit at the club, rare occurrence
- Manhand Monday
- Reposted by Funniest Sassiest Squatch DaddyHow to talk with ice:
- Trolls always trying to be Hannibal when they're Franklyn Froideveaux will always be funny
- Fuck me till I'm undead
- plop plop plop plop plop
- It's Christmas so crack my nuts and roast em over an open fire or however the song goes
- My partner gone for the weekend and I'm gonna do substances while cleaning and then fuckin around and findin out
- (Uncle hall n monsieur ouid)
- Make the world you want to see and that's why I support horny from any and everyone
- If the universe wanted you to be celibate, you wouldn't be horny ✨️✨️✨️
