captainjaws
- I hereby order the government to give me $300 million. That's what we do now, right?
- Crazy to think that, "President calls for dismantling of Statue of Liberty while Italian Prime Minister signals willingness to pay for it to return to Italy." doesn't sound far-fetched.
- If we are made in God's image... and we can orgasm.... eh? Ehhhh? Christians are weird; they should fuck more.
- Kinda weird to see a brag about a modern movie breaking box office sales against a 30-year-old title that had tickets at half the price. Shout out to the 90s when a kid could rake the couch cushions and have enough money for a few gallons of gas and a movie ticket.
- I'd be really interested in a feature that allows users to type in keywords they DON'T want to see in the feed. Mine would be #bb27
- As a *genius* (thank you for the compliment), I can learn new things! Thanks, everyone; applying your more informed assertions immediately. 😀