Joel M. Smith
Sci-fi/fantasy writer and author at:
joelmsmith.wixsite.com/mysite
Liberal, anti-Trump, pro-vax, pro-science. Middle aged and married. Originated from Oregon, living in Missouri.
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- Just had a random thought and had to make a meme. What if the galaxy far far away had Facebook?
- In honor of the upcoming rapture on the 23rd, reposting my short story FOR YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT HOUR joelmsmith.wixsite.com/mysite/post/...
- America likes to call itself a melting pot, but it's realistically more of a charcuterie board. You have all these unique, wonderful flavors, but then you keep making it worse by adding too many crackers. - David Nihill
- They say the machines of the future will be as smart as people. Ok, but WHICH people? Because it kinda matters quite a bit.
- Sometimes my most important achievement for the whole day is keeping my mouth shut and not losing my shit on some poor person who just had the misfortune of being the annoying straw that broke the camel's back. 🤐
- Thoughts for your consideration. The show Happy Days was made in the 70s about life in the 50s. If it was made today, it would about life in the year 2000. The baby from Three Men and a Baby is 37 years old now.
- Orange Hilter, Musk, and Putin's polyamorous throuple would be adorable if they weren't all so thoroughly corrupt and evil.
- They'd all be happier people if they retired from politics and opened a nice little bed and breakfast. They could get Viktor Orbán as a fourth and call the place "Four Fascists". They'd be famous for their menu, which would be whatever the fuck they decide to make, eat it you ungrateful peasants.
- "This is the stuff we learned in grade school!" --People That Never Learned Anything After Grade School
- This is just to remind you that the French acronym for Attention Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD) is TDAH, which stands for Trouble déficit de l'attention/hyperactivité. So when ADHD strikes again, just do a pose and go "T'DAH!"
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- The vision wasn’t expected. Hell, there’d been no indication visions were even a thing. So it was understandably upsetting when the vision unceremoniously added itself to the growing mental list of SHIT JAKE DOESN’T KNOW. OUTSIDER - Chapter 1 joelmsmith.wixsite.com/mysite/post/... #writing #sci-fi
- It took 100 generations for humankind to plumb the depths of space. It was another 50 generations before we could travel in time. But then only 20 generations before we were able to seek out our makers. #writing #sci-fi Proper Care and Feeding joelmsmith.wixsite.com/mysite/post/...
- “Hey! Stop fartin’ around!” Sensei's voice brings me up short. I lower my foot from the last crescent kick I'd been doing, just inches from the new guy’s face. “I'm just showing him the technique,” I say, my face innocent. #writing #sci-fi Hidden Master joelmsmith.wixsite.com/mysite/post/...
- The alarm went off. “Good morning! The time is 4am. Sunrise will be at 5:52am.” I considered going back to sleep, but one thought got me moving. "Life. Precious life. And it’s up to me to preserve it." #writing #sci-fi For You Do Not Know What Hour joelmsmith.wixsite.com/mysite/post/...
- Do you remember where you were when you heard about the asteroid? Do you remember what you were doing when you heard the Earth was going to die? #writing #sci-fi The Impending Disaster joelmsmith.wixsite.com/mysite/post/...
- 3 million years ago, the first humans came to Earth. They had seeded many plants and animals they liked, adding to the ones already here. They did this over thousands of our years, and now the time was right for colonization. #writing #sci-fi The Human Wars joelmsmith.wixsite.com/mysite/post/...
- “Boss, we have a problem!” The big man came through the office door without knocking. He dropped a folder on the old man’s cluttered desk. “When do we not, Michael?” “I’m serious, sir! Earth is literally going to come to an end!" CRISIS #DE5T1NY joelmsmith.wixsite.com/mysite/post/...
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