zeet (opinion columnist)
i write annoying articles that set the tone of our national discourse. i am very important
- Okay I bought another one I have a problem
- Reposted by zeet (opinion columnist)The Wayback is now so load-bearing we should be protecting it with our actual lives
- Reposted by zeet (opinion columnist)NEW: since last year, a pair of "highly trained" feds have been involved in an array of incidents attacking crowds with chemical weapons. We used public records and open source analysis to identify Edgar Vazquez and Michael Sveum, alongside some other members of their tactical team. Read more:
- methodology: we asked a bunch of republicans who they want democrats to choose in the next election
- bought another subminiature camera because i found out my astoron is not supposed to sound "Like that"
- mailed off the first cart from it, fully expecting that i just paid $70 to develop a bunch of garbage
- Reposted by zeet (opinion columnist)If you want to see what abject moral cowardice in the service of ambition looks like, here you go
- Reposted by zeet (opinion columnist)I don’t like this
- Epstein file ahh writing
- Absolutely 100% know this dude tells women they should smile more
- Emolument me like it's 2016 baby
- Just in: " @citizensforethics.org requests IG investigations into possible emoluments violations at DHS and State Department" Letter to DHS cites my earlier reporting on Coast Guard Exchanges carrying Trump Cider. www.citizensforethics.org/legal-action...
- Incredibly weak
- "The Real Reason Trump Is Skipping the Super Bowl on Sunday" Trump claimed the big game is ‘too far away.’ Privately, his advisers warned he’d likely get booed if he went, sources tell Zeteo's @swin24.bsky.social
- Reposted by zeet (opinion columnist)Believe all these guys when they act like they’re in a war against America. They think they are.
- Reposted by zeet (opinion columnist)the $75 million Jeff Bezos set on fire for that Melania propaganda piece could have funded most independent newsrooms for literally decades
- Reposted by zeet (opinion columnist)Don’t know how many more examples it’s going to take for people to realize that billionaires are an existential threat to democracy and its institutions.
- Reposted by zeet (opinion columnist)After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
- Reposted by zeet (opinion columnist)worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
- Reposted by zeet (opinion columnist)A publisher who lays off a reporter whose pen is freezing because she's covering a frigid war zone while dodging missiles is not an editor you want to work for, in a more perfect world
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- project 2025:
- Reposted by zeet (opinion columnist)I’m sure America will also be taking action any second now. Probably an incident where so many prosecutors tried to get into a door at once they all got stuck in and someone had to go find a stick to dislodge them.
- what was the charge, being fucking awesome?
- enjoying a succulent japanese meal?
- Reposted by zeet (opinion columnist)in a *shocking* move, the goblins on the Trib editorial board have endorsed AIPAC’s funded mouthpiece.
- Reposted by zeet (opinion columnist)Stoughton: "We've seen senior officials issue definitive, exonerating conclusions within hours of an incident—far sooner than would be possible with any careful inquiry...These statements signal that any oversight is purely performative, that accountability and outcomes are preordained."
- Reposted by zeet (opinion columnist)Martinez: "[I] sat in federal court and watched from 20 feet away as the border patrol agent who attempted to kill me testified at a hearing. Agent Charles Exum—Charles Exum, my attempted executioner was Charles Exum—I hope the government does not consider my use of his name here to be...doxxing."
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- Reposted by zeet (opinion columnist)It’s amazing that this quote is so outside the range of what EVER happens that everybody’s response was “I gotta go check this for myself.”
- Reposted by zeet (opinion columnist)I have confirmed the gist of this report out of federal court in Minnesota today from a source familiar. If you have more information about the District of Minnesota—either the court or the U.S. Attorney's Office—and how they are handling all of this, please reach out. I am at crg.32 on Signal.
- Reposted by zeet (opinion columnist)holy shit
- Reposted by zeet (opinion columnist)Sick of this dystopian tech overlord men with no panache and bad haircuts enabling a pants shitting president and bald hitler wannabe trying to undo things that can’t be undone ass reality we are living. They are so tedious and venal. It’s galling.
- Reposted by zeet (opinion columnist)It’s weird! But hey maybe someone will go “if we spend the money converting the files maybe we just pick up another 5 seasons…”
- Reposted by zeet (opinion columnist)It’s more than a little fucked up that Star Trek: Lower Decks’ source files will just not exist or be usable by next year because of Adobe’s greed in shutting down Animate. That’s an insane thing for a company to pull on a product used by many animation companies.
- Looks pretty much like I expected him to look like tbh
- i was reading some old 90s books about dialup cybersex BBSes on archive.org and i learned about tom terrific who owned the pleasure dome. thank you, tom terrific, for owning the pleasure dome.
- Reposted by zeet (opinion columnist)A retiree wrote this email to a DHS attorney. Within five hours, DHS demanded Google turn over records for his account. A Kafkaesque form of domestic surveillance, intimidating Americans for lawful speech. New from us at the Post: www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio... @johnwoodrowcox.bsky.social
- Reposted by zeet (opinion columnist)A super important paper, and one that I'm sure was incredibly difficult to publish. An exploration of sexual misconduct in legal academia (and why it's not talked about enough), something I'm sure is also true in other fields as well.
- Reposted by zeet (opinion columnist)The French offices of Elon Musk's X have been raided by the Paris prosecutor's cyber-crime unit, as part of an investigation into suspected offences into the platform’s algorithms & their alleged complicity in the spread of CSAM, sexually explicit deepfakes, & other offenses
- Reposted by zeet (opinion columnist)There’s something about Tony Hawk being an Asuka guy and Fred Durst being a Rei guy that makes perfect sense I just never expected it to be a thing or for them to have seen Eva
- Reposted by zeet (opinion columnist)Agent: These guys were all threatening us yesterday with hand guns. ... Agent: *Hand* guns, like threatening to shoot us. Reporter: You mean like with hand symbols? A: Pulling them out, trying to engage us. R: Pulling out literal guns? A: No. Making... assuming we were going to do something.
- Reposted by zeet (opinion columnist)Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
- almost done with the first carty in my yashica minox clone excited to send it in but suspect a lot of them won't have come out. Probably need to crack it open and burnish the selenium light meter
- okay this one finally made me realize a lot of those typos are OCR errors. also bari weiss's wife is in the Epstein files
- Reposted by zeet (opinion columnist)Simply incredible
- Reposted by zeet (opinion columnist)[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:
- Reposted by zeet (opinion columnist)jfc, I thought the DoJ "weaponization" group was just a moniker given to it by leftists, but it's its official name. The Weaponization Working Group. For someone whining so much about about weaponization of the DoJ this is too on the nose.
- Reposted by zeet (opinion columnist)i am very much of the view that undermining the court’s secrecy is a necessary part of remaking it into something like an actual court (and not some guardian council) www.nytimes.com/2026/02/02/u...
- Reposted by zeet (opinion columnist)WOLFF: “.. if the American public knew the real nature of Donald Trump’s long relationship with Jeffery Epstein, they would turn away in horror and revulsion. So sue me. Let’s sue each other. I have nothing to hide, Mr. President, but you surely do.” @michaelwolffnyc.bsky.social
