King Kitt 🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪
Swoletariat, zoomy vegan goblin. Devon bogan, former partyboi, wrasslin enjoyer, cross stitcher, hot as hell. He/they/tiny gay.
Manifesting Wheeler Yuta's World Championship run
- I can't believe i had to sit at a subpar desk this morning because the spots with all the monitors were taken by people who either turned them off or hit "duplicate this display". Grumble grumble. Absolutely moving to my favourite now it's been vacated.
- Getting folded like a deck chair under my squat not because of the weight, but because I made the mistake of listening to @praxiscast.bsky.social in the gym, a comment was made about false teeth, and I started cackling. 11/10 start to the morning.
- Done some zoomies* this morning in my new altras. Delightful. No heel strikes, no pain. Was a slight twinge in the groin injury after I'd finished for the first time in ages, but not super concerned because I was told last march that it could take years to heal properly. *Slowest C25K ever.
- Panna cotta. Jellied dairy is for perverts I'm sorry. Minging stuff.
- They're gonna shave my boy 😭
- #AEWGrandSlam Australia 8/7c, TNT + HBO Max Saturday 2/14 Loser of the Fall Has Their Head Shaved Tornado Tag Match Toni Storm/Orange Cassidy vs Death Riders Storm made the challenge + it’s official! Whoever gets pinned or submitted will get their head shaved on Valentine’s Day!
- I don't think your memes about the billionaires paedophile island are funny, actually! In fact I'd go so far as to say they're absolute shite for cunts.
- Statistically, you know somebody who has been raped. Statistically, you know somebody who is a victim of CSA. Statistically, you know somebody who endured this over and over whilst third parties turned a blind eye and let it continue. Fucking behave.
- There's Another Kitt joining my team soon (different role, same name) and it's taking everything in me not to make Highlander jokes about it.
