Brian Wise: Snarkasaurus Rex. Ω, MFers.
Unabashedly blue in my politics. Profane in my wit (or half of it). Adept in the Way of Absolute Candor.
Pronouns aren't hard to learn.
Anti-assclown/troll/MAGAT curator of the #BlockTheseTwitteratwits list.
Living Among Clouds, Emerald City.
Always Ω
- For the record: Whether the child is 10, 13, or 16 doesn't fucking matter, it's still rape and pedophilia and I don't give a fuck if the technical term for it is slightly different because it's still rape of a child.
- I'm just going to say it: Bill Gates is a creepy fucking dude, and even though I once did work for said creepy fucking dude's company, I just can't with this. I never paid Elon a single penny willingly (taxes and subsidies are unwilling). This is why we need a 95% over $1b tax. End of discuss.
- These Silicon Valley bros will kill us all. www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
- A reminder that Donald Trump doesn't have what Obama does. - A global reputation as an honest man and a good person - Deep respect from the American people - a wife and children who love him - naturally tanned skin
- Donald Trump is the politician for the dumbest, most racist, least intelligent humans among us. The thing is, cite the founding fathers all you want but they would have had no problem dueling this pussyass bitch traitor into a grave by the age of 30.
- We dumped GHW Bush because he barfed on the Japanese prime minister but Trump shits himself on live TV and nobody bats an eye?
- Every "classic" work of literature was once considered the trashy crap novel of its time.
- How I want Minneapolis to respond to Trump when he "acknowledges" the citizens of Minneapolis winning the Nobel Peace Prize and not him
- Anyone else notice how "hot tip" has suddenly been replaced by "warm prompt"? I'm just going to say this: If a hot tip offends you, I'm okay with a warm prompt. I'm printing up a bunch of 120db whistles today. Because when whistles are outlawed, only outlaws will have whistles. #fuckice
- Oooo. City garbage truck just got flashy-thingied by the school zone camera. That's gonna be an awkward conversation
- I'm TOTALLY okay with the Teslas and the BMWs and all the other people blowing through lights and crosswalks getting smacked down with automatic tickets for speeding in school zones. Completely down with it. Sorry if that offends anyone who likes their "freedom".
- Gosh, I sure am surprised to find out that I'm a leftist billionaire supporting all the anti-ICE protests. I thought I was just some dad in the Emerald City who wanted to make a better world for his family and community, and the people who we love Did someone give me $6b when I wasn't looking?
