🕯️🕯️🕯️ Adam Jay 🌼🌼🌼
What?
- I hate him so much
- "except in extraordinary and unusual circumstances" is a big enough loophole for a family of elephants to walk through. www.huffpost.com/entry/democr...
- It’s the commitment to the parody that I love most about this account
- “I’m America’s Best Christian and I post like a Krassensteins”
- Reposted by 🕯️🕯️🕯️ Adam Jay 🌼🌼🌼We often rightly focus on how evil these people are but we also have to remember that they are weird little nasty pervert freaks.
- Hard to beat the best American singer songwriter of all time
- You start to understand the whole Roman obsession with garum
- When the grasping careerists start doing good stuff, that’s when you know you’re going to win
- I like doomscrolling as much as the next feller, but there is literally no reason to have any opinions on 2028 Democratic primary polls in February of 2026
- Why not just read weather forecasts for next year, or predictions for the NFL playoffs of the 2030s
- I’m ineffable, I can’t be effed
- What’s the point of a billionaire buying a newspaper if they run it like they have my net worth?
- I don’t think they should farm ballerinas, let alone milk them
- This is bonkers. MAHA 'farmers' with ecoli tainted raw milk admit they really don't know how to make the stuff after all. "Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact." people.com/ballerina-fa...
- Wet Leg has an absolutely absurd hit rate, hall of fame numbers for catchy tunes. Also, if I may, yowzers.
- Sandalwood is the official smell of Smells
- Has there ever been a less cool rockstar than Billy Corgan? A true dork.
- His podcast is as insufferable as you’d imagine a Billy Corgan podcast would be. I love Al Jourgensen shooting down his attempt to shit talk Trent Reznor. “Trent’s just a great guy.”
- @murderxbryan.bsky.social you need to check this out lol
- ‘Casino’ is in the top 3 Scorsese movies and you’re not all ready for that conversation
- My car arrived from Portland, so I finally have wheels and some Michigan pot. Marijuana isn’t addictive it just sucks to not have.
- I’m sorry that I suffer from the disorder that doesn’t allow me to appreciate music as much when I’m straight
- Reposted by 🕯️🕯️🕯️ Adam Jay 🌼🌼🌼Taking some schadenfreude in the fact that JD Vance was a millennial “the Garden State soundtrack and Death Cab changed my life” guy and now he has to pretend to be excited about Kid Rock
