Chris E (He/Him)
Augmented Reality Unity Programmer
Terrible Poker Player
Loves comics
Ran MarvelMishaps for a while
Used to co-own the MMO Meridian 59
Almost no one knows what those last two things are.
- Too Many Cooks, but it's just people in the Epstein Files.
- Have you ever stopped to think about how the "slippery slope" arguments were mostly right? For example, they said if you put a toilet on TV it would lead to nudity on TV... and here we are. Not saying it's a bad thing at all, but interesting to think about.
- Been dealing with some gender questions, but when you stop to think "Could I be a milf?" the answer is yes.
- Remember when they kept saying the Liberal Elite control the news?
- I bought a domain name, NewsTLDR, with the intention of creating an ad free subscription website that offered profit-share to contributors, and focused on telling news instead of padding word counts. Sadly, my brain broke before I could make it, and now I don't think that site will ever happen.
- I hadn't figured out how to fairly do profit sharing without encouraging clickbait either. That was going to be a big problem to solve.
- Long story short: My brain is broken. Not all the way, but enough that I get confused when navigating software menus, like I'm my mom. That's not conducive to being a programmer, and they denied my (same job) private disability insurance. (Appealing) Anyone got suggestions on what to do next?
- Note: I don't need any financial assistance. My mother is providing me with an overly generous parachute, but I really hate taking her money.
- Same Energy
- Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. bit.ly/4rmRhrK
- I tried to find a manufacturer of high-quality white-labeled crayons, but it just doesn't exist. Apparently, making crayons is really easy, but making *quality* crayons is really hard, even with high-quality ingredients, because of the mixing and cooling.
- Police repeatedly killing people while on duty: It's a few bad apples! Undocumened immagrant kills someone in an auto accident: WE NEED TO GET ALL THESE DANGEROUS CRIMINALS OUT!
