the antisocialite, unapologetically feral
More cynical than you
Unfollow if you hate golf
Grower of many things🌱
Grand chef of the tiniest of kitchens
I watch the sports. All of them
#AlwaysRoyal ⚾️👑💙
Tell your cat, I said pspsps
Inclusive/Safe space
- I saw someone on the internets call the Canada Goose a cobra chicken and it's a close second to all the 4yr old hugs I got today
- Get his ass
- My final week teaching at 2 different schools, daily; going back to FT at my og designated school In order to avoid turning into a blubbering mess saying goodbye, I've made treat bags for all our students and bought some new toy sets for their teacher and her students to enjoy after I've moved on 🥹
- Big news of the annual variety for this household: My Russian tortoise came out of hibernation this morning. She's been hibernating since September - does all this on her own calendar Y'all, I've had her since 2001 and she was just a tortoise puppy She's the big 25 this year and that's incredible
- Here's some Best Of pics from over the years. Food is life and the best pics happen when she's at the buffet
- Y'all. 💙
- This was the laugh I needed today
- Ummm, maybe just search a word like WILDFLOWERS on Spotify and never sleep because the list is so long and so great
- Hahahahaha. I married. Had 2 kids. He drank. I divorced. Fuck my life
- Haha. There's that very strange cube house in Whispering Hills in Lenexa, KS and if this isn't...
- Hahaha I love that my GenX and Millennials are all about Chappell Roan's nipple pierced gown and the younger gens are like wtfff lol
