BoatSim Boosterism
they/he
early 00s mmo history enthusiast, gendery depressionist, and furniture restorer
also boat games, natch. gimme yer shanties.
- on the one hand, the only thing that unites every one of us is that we have flawed bodies that degrade and will one day fail us no matter what. on the other hand that's gross and stinky and people are naaaasty
- look at yourselves. smell yourselves.
- I think about this meme format several times every day I'm alive
- won't win any awards for decoration, but it is precisely what my kid asked for vanilla angel food cake with cream cheese frosting with crushed truffles
- I will not be sharing photos of his birthday dinner because frankly, it is too crazy to look at
- show me a garment that a shepherd would uncomfortably wear and we're off to the races
- please show me your bad art this is a mediocrity respect zone
- I'm not saying you have to learn to draw I'm saying you have to learn to not cheat
- my kid sucks at karate but he's still going to the tournament to get his ass whooped because that's fun
- these people never received the wisdom of the game genie™️
- MORTAL YOU WOULD DARE TO PRESUME?
- a real shooting star would *preserve* the mould for the next person to use, just saying 💅🏻
- don't let him do it unopposed: he's Adult Rock now
- remember when it was fine that led bulbs cost 15x as much because they last 10 years what are some of you other favorite lies?
- important
- potato
- last month there was a woman arguing with her boyfriend on my block getting kind of aggressive so I offered her a ride. she asked if my cushion in my car was a bbl cushion and instead of saying "no I'm just short" I said "yes" so we spent the ride to the next town over taking about my bbl experience
- I suspect I am aging into something of an elaine benes
- bullied a stranger into putting their cart in the cart return. evidence mounting.
- real bro shit, mutual aid out here
