𓅱 disgruntled employee at the cracker factory
jazz snob eat shit
- it's fine to drink a rusty nail before 5pm
- in fact i think it's more than fine i think maybe everyone should do it all the time
- can't watch this enough
- i'm going to fucking see acid bath next year! holy fucking shit i never thought i'd ever have the chance to do that. i'm unreasonably excited for a monday night fuck me
- all i do is post about scran, i've eaten my own body weight in chicken wings today and it was fuckin incredible. converted several anti-wing friends to the glory of weird variations on buffalo wings, crunchy bbq wings and absolutely out-there sauces
- shout out to the crispy chilli oil wings that numbed the uninitiated, the roquefort blue cheese ranch buffalo, and the gochujang and yuzu
- watched for nearly 4 hours and didn't even hear trump do his bit, i bet he was so fucking mad. i hope he dies in a way that causes him immense suffering but i'll miss the glory years of relentless sundowning rallies
- watching diamond's funeral again, i think it's possibly one of the funniest things ever broadcast, everyone should have this in their life at least once
- weird church choir led by a guy with a quarter octave range, waylon jenning's grandson's cousin, microphones being blown out left right and centre
- playing the same diamond and silk bit about megyn kelly twice at a million decibels, the microphones blowing out again even more than you thought was possible
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View full threadtrump is sat on the stage for so long and he's nowhere near starting his speech at this point
- one day bsky will let me post beautifully alt-texted pics of the incredible food i get at my favourite chinese restaurant, but until then, you'll have to take my word about how fuckin good those cuttlefish cakes were
- i don't know what i'm doing wrong, why is big sandwich good but shanghai style juicy pork buns verboten?
- oh did i forget to turn on my vpn and they were too juicy for tv without showing my face
- Reposted by 𓅱 disgruntled employee at the cracker factoryunpopular opinion: the best thing young people can do MDMA
- met mads mikkelson last night, what a chill dude
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- living by uncle warren's words and enjoying every sandwich
- anyone who's said the art of posting is dead is so wrong
- i forgot about big sandwich we ate
- Incredible investigative journalism being done here
- i can hear a woodpecker outside and it makes me wonder... if i could bash my head against a wall that quickly, would it cure me of my sins?
- eating borger
- Reposted by 𓅱 disgruntled employee at the cracker factoryhey there delilah what’s it like in piss poop pee pee
