Mary
I used to do lots of things, now I mostly attempt to keep small boys in one piece and get bossed around by a tiny cat.
- Pulling a proper undergraduate all-nighter on this assignment, in full expectation of miserable grades, except I wasn't even doing enjoyable procrastination, it was dealing with family emergency, full time work and an unreasonable number of children's appointments.
- Fuck it, I will take the hit, I need at least five hours sleep to be safe to drive. Finish in the morning and grovel desperately it is.
- Whoever it was that convinced every idiot in Ireland that what any given event needs is blaring disco music should meet an unpleasant end. Being crushed slowly beneath shitty portable speakers at full volume, something like that.
- It would be nice if the leisure centre could find it in themselves to send an email warning that the entire province is descending on the pool for a gala, instead of eight million about their eternally nonfunctional app...
- They could even borrow the Met car park! The rugby aren't using it until five!