Gang of Four Meets the Stooges but Woke
- Guys you gotta take reindeer organs

- Hello International Olympic Committee do you like jazz music and beignets?
- Hey folks, see if my last.fm scrobbles can let you know which day the kids off this week, while the teachers went in for PD!
- Hello Toronto Blue Jays, this is Andrew (a fan of yours). I know you have strict rules and guidelines about who can and can’t get their number retired, but maybe if you build a statue of somebody, you can just toss those rules aside? Okay thanks love you.