꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅ
i'm not even remotely interesting.
i'm a huge fan of goats.
my brain is a hot mess.
pro oxford comma.
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅYour morning reminder of some of the people still supporting a sexual predator and child rapist. You're welcome.
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅi have not been able to grow one bird with this seed
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅOh wwiii just started? Perfect time for the neighbors to set off fireworks
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅLife got you down? There’s a nap for that.
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅA masterpiece
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅbeing married is just telling your spouse the same thing over again but with increased rage every time you repeat it
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅGLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office. ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
- fuck. that. guy.
- fuck it
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅWhat to do if ICE comes to your door... #Immigration #HumanRights #FuckLaMigra #Law #ICE #FuckFascism
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
- who doesn't know this?
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅi bet when the Hamburglar robs people he holds them at bun point please do not unfollow me
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅSorry to be a dinosaur / old man but I cannot emphasize enough that video-based social media has been a catastrophe for the human intellect
- it is finally my time! Wordle 1,290 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅThe longer I’m home, the more homeless I look.
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅWishing you a restful break! Thank you for all you do, educators—we'll see you in the new year 👋
- zero!
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅSitting at a middle school choral concert thinking how absolutely absurd it would be for music teachers to be evaluated based on how many kids were on key and nailing choreography.
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅ‘Tis the season to be mehstive
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅ[Not loaded yet]
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅ[Being murdered] "Oh good now I don't have to finish wrapping these Christmas gifts"
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅHusband: we got invited to 3 holiday parties Me: yay people like us Husband: are we going Me: absolutely not
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅWoke up against my better judgement again
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[This post could not be retrieved] - Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅmillennials are the best generation bc we ate the perfect amount of microplastics
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅI'm not for abolishing responsible gun ownership; I am however 150% in favor of much stricter gun control legislation at all levels.
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅbah humpug
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅ[Santa sliding down the chimney at my house] Ho ho holy shit they left the fireplace on jesus christ I burnt my ass.
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅEveryone loves when the scissors glide but when you tape the back of the present and the pattern on the paper matches up perfectly? That feels like drugs.
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅnot to be negative but I really hate when all the things
- We've got New York drones now, too. Started yesterday. Annoying as shit.
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅME: ok ok i’ll start over. standard california license plates have three letters next to each other and rarely do they form an actual word. that car had “HEY” on it’s plate and that’s cool, right?? THEM: please just pull forward to the next window
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅHey. You might need this today
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅI couldn't shoot a deer but under the right circumstances I would probably slap one in the face
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅgoing on shark tank and trying to raise 1 billion dollars to put asses on the back of mount rushmore
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅWhat I like most about BlueSky is how on twitter I always felt like I was an outsider looking in and I do here too, so it really feels just like home.
- Three-year-old, apropos of nothing: "I really like your skin." Am I raising a serial killer?
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅnormalize shutting the fuck up goddamnit
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- Wordle 1,269 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅYou should be able to get out of speeding tickets by describing how the song you were listening to made you feel
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅME: anything? PROSTITUTE: anything *an hour later* PROSTITUTE: ok I made dinner, set that appt for you, and called your mom back but this was a one time thing bc you’re fuckin sick
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅSomething wrong in your life? There’s a nap for that.
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅ
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅThe game? A foot. The door? A jar. The Fred? A stair.
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅI hate when people get a little bit popular and it changes their entire personality. My personality changes are solely the result of mental illness.
- I would watch the shit out of that.
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅthem: whatcha thinkin about me: “lol poop lol” is a palindrome them: don’t you have an english degree? me: two
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅI think Frosty should have killed those kids
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅWhat do rock and roll pandas eat? A wop bop a loo bop a wop bamboo
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- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅInterested in getting started with #Gemini? Here is a cheat sheet our team built for our schools and districts getting started with #AI #EduSky #KikerLearning #GoogleEDU drive.google.com/file/d/13E9E...
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅI wouldn’t say I’m an extrovert, but my imitation is pretty good.
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅIf you want your country to be great you need to: - ensure healthcare for all - prioritize housing for individuals first (corporations and businesses shouldn't own the majority of housing anywhere) - make university education free - provide paid parental leave so new parents can care for babies
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅEveryone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.
- I am ready for bed. I just checked the time. It's only 5:35pm. My daughter has a dance class at 7:30. I don't know if I'm gonna make it.
- Reposted by ꯱ׁׅ֒hׁׅ֮ɑׁׅ֮ꪀׁׅꪀׁׅᨵׁׅꪀׁׅ“It’s ten o’clock somewhere” I whisper, going to bed at seven
