Attorney Ryan
Worker’s Rights Lawyer,
Former California Firefighter
- Our secretary of defense couldn’t win a custody battle, how the hell can we expect him to win a war?
- The man who bankrupted his own casino has hired a drug addict to cook the nations books.
- We are the generation that must face Americas greatest constitutional crisis. WHAT Trump is doing is one issue, HOW he chooses to do it is another. His total disregard for the other co-equal branches of government is quite literally a constitutional crisis.
- North Dakota Republicans introduce bill establishing Christian Supremacy
- She took maternity leave. So they SPIED on her!
- I don’t trust anyone who isn’t visibly stressed out right now.
- Congressional Republicans are working to abolish OSHA. This is the entire text of the “NOSHA” or “Nullify OSHA” act. Two sentences.
- Trump plans to slap Americans with a 25% tax on imports from our neighbors. Why? Because fuck you, that’s why.
- I don't think anyone watched that press conference and thought "Yup this is makes me feel safe"
- If any other human behaved the way Trump did at that press conference, they'd be skewered. But the bar is so insanely low for this man that he gets a pass every time.
- Trumps government really said "No VIPs onboard" I'm taking a walk.
- Our allies are assembling a task force to defend against a potential invasion of Denmark's sovereign territory by United States forces. Such an invasion would be illegal and unprovoked. I need everyone to stop and think about what this means.
- The president of the United States has blamed "dwarves" for the deadly midair collision that he caused.
- I watched my parents have a divorce fight in the kitchen while Ren and Stimpy blared nightmare fuel into my 5yo brain at full volume. Do you have any idea what it takes to hurt my feelings??
- Trumps reckless mismanagement of the U.S. government caused this crash. Let's quit giving his excuses more attention than they deserve. This is his fault. All the chaos of the past 2 weeks has been his fault. He begged and cried and threw a fit for this job. Now he has it (again) It's his fault.
- They're making women's healthcare a felony and crying about falling birth rates.
- I told myself I wouldn't engage in political news today. But then he blamed dwarves, diversity, and "people with mental problems" for a crash HE CAUSED.
- To a real president, every American is a VIP
- My god they are SO BAD at leadership holy shit.
- Imagine fucking up at work and your FIRST instinct is to blame the guy who had your job NINE YEARS AGO.
- I don’t think anyone watched that press conference and thought “Yup this is makes me feel safe”
- Trump blamed the Obama Administration for last nights crash. Obama was president 9 years ago.
- Holy shit you could slip on a banana peel and this admin would blame it on DEl 🤦♂️
- Ok Donny what fresh batch of crazy have you cooked up for us today?
- I want Gen Z to know it’s not normal for official government documents to have this many spelling errors.
- Trump forced to back down from his evil and illegal attempt to yank essential services from Americans.
- 🍊: We're making America Great Again! 🇺🇸: Okay! Can we do some affordable housing? 🍊: Nah let's piss off Colombia for no reason! 🇺🇸: umm... so about these grocery bills... 🍊: Cancel funding for Meals on Wheels! 🇺🇸: Hey wait a minute... 🍊: GULF OF AMERICA.
- Freezing funding for Meals on Wheels was pretty barbaric
- This myth is silly
- How evil do you have to be to cancel food and shelter funding for the poor?
- The average American is so brainwashed they think free healthcare and affordable housing are tyranny.
- Trump has frozen federal funding for essential programs like Section 8 housing and food assistance. He is literally throwing poor people on the street and making them starve. The man is a monster.
- 🚨 BREAKING Trump’s new Secretary of Labor has ORDERED the US Department of Labor to STOP enforcing or investigating workplace discrimination claims under the now-revoked Equal Employment Opportunity Order.
- PS: Federal Employees work hard and pay taxes too.
- He suspended enforcement of the Civil Rights Act. No word yet on how he plans to lower your cost of living tho.
- Every General in China is popping champagne today. Weirdly, so is our new Secretary of Defense.
- Am anti-civil rights lawyer is now in charge of the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission.
- An alcoholic news host is now running the Department of Defense.
- Man if only every expert in the world could have warned us about this
- He did it. He got Christians to hate the church. Unbelievable.
- Bishop: Preaches about mercy in a church. Him: wow you are being so rude to me rn.
- He just raised the price of your prescription medication. No word on the eggs yet.
- "It is a crime for people to live in this rich nation, and recieve starvation wages." - Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
- Holy shit that was just the first day
- Britney didn’t pull half this shit and they locked her in a conservatorship for YEARS
- Somehow, Palpatine returned.
- “It is a crime for people to live in this rich nation, and recieve starvation wages.” — Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
- The best thing average people can do today Is lift up one of the greatest of us While deliberately ignoring the worst of us Let them screech in the shadows While the rest of us sing in the light Rest in Power, Dr. King.
- Beaten, arrested, scorned, attacked. But never broken. A beacon of light in the darkest night. Today I'm honoring on the stern resolve of a great American leader. Rest in Power, Dr. King.
