Dana Jay Bein (DJB)
Human, Tour Guide, Comedian, Muppet, Imperfect
The People's Republic of Cambridge, MA
- Imagine wanting people to think you’re tough while you’re defending pedophiles.
- This week, I locked my phone in a rental car after attending a wake, I lost my debit card in the snow and several doctors were unable to locate one of my testicles with ultrasound technology. I’ve got my phone and my new debit card. The other little guy is on a boxcar with a tiny bindle somewhere.
- I’ve watched the video of the MAGA chud getting thumped by children many times. The kids are alright.
- I had a 45 minute testicular ultrasound yesterday. They’ll tell you that I didn’t have the balls to tell you.
- Parisian prosecutors are raiding Elon Musk’s offices! 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
- Your struggle is real. Just because you perceive other struggles to be more important doesn’t mean your struggle is not worthy of compassion. Please don’t downplay the importance of your own mental and physical health. Prioritize you. Take time to address your issues. Ask for help. Rest. Hydrate.
- Love yourself, take care of each other and follow your fucking dreams. ❤️
- Celebrate your peers’ successes. Tell your friends that you love them. Show up for people when you can. Think about ways to help. Get to know your neighbors. Building community shouldn’t feel like a chore. ❤️