T-Rex
Dad, Christian, Texan, Florida man, Momma Bear, Jazz, Vax skeptic, anti-Flouride, pro-dentist.
- A live look at my wife while I finally get around to actually decorating the Christmas tree.
- The result needs a No Vacancy sign.
- My wife started encouraging me to swap up my hair. She felt it was too tall for someone also being too tall. Been growing it out without a plan for about four months. I’m about here with it but need some opinions. Thanks. (Hopefully.)
- It’s high school presentation season and I’m teaching the kids some fun facts about the Colorado River. 1. 52% of all the water in the CR is used for agriculture. Of that, 46% is used to grow alfalfa. That’s insane. 2. 2025 had a 90% ave snowpack but that resulted in a 41% of ave runoff. Drought.
- The Utah State Engineer is warning people to prepare for a worst-case scenario if negotiations over the future of the Colorado River fall apart and that could mean water cuts statewide: www.fox13now.com/news/colorad... #utpol #Utah
- My wife and I are staying in a fancy hotel to celebrate our 19th anniversary. So fancy it doesn’t have a tv. We’re two days in and I’m not sure our marriage is strong enough for this.
- Not great, Bob!
- Posting for an audience of one.
- Finally some good things happening for a group of Summerlin kids. Your Surrons appreciate your sacrifice! #summerlinsouth
- Holy college! 😳
- This version is better.
- Since I know that you guys love my stories, especially when they involve Elmo’s shitty cars. I’ve been at a family reunion for the last week in Island Park, Idaho a bit outside West Yellowstone. My wife and three of the kids left last night in her Tesla to split up the 11.5 hour drive
- plus all of the charging. They pull into Salt Lake safely at about 12:30 am. My 16 year old son and I closed down the cabin and were on the road by 7:45 this morning to catch up with the other crew. Got to Salt Lake and straight to the in-laws to pick up the dog who spent the week with grandma.
- Finally meet up with other crew for a minute in Nephi as they grabbed lunch while the car charged. Gave our high fives and jumped out ahead of them. Halfway between living out the Fillmore Beaver joke, my wife calls. On the side of I-15 a couple miles south of Fillmore with a flat tire. FUUUUUCK.
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View full threadMaybe the biggest insult to all of this is we decided to grab a couple sandwiches before leaving Provo while we had options. Jersey Mike’s was the most convenient. And I’m now being reminded how unexciting a Jersey Mike’s sandwich is. Hint of doodle in the very back.
- This was on my paper route when I was 12. Long live the Sugarhouse Gang.
- Mom: Why don’t we have a family reunion every year? Five days into family reunion- Sister 2: Why are you leaving early? Sister 3: Because I have to get home to handle a bunch of divorce stuff. Sister 2 (dismissively): You have a house. You’re fine.
- Several weeks ago, the surgeon my wife works for hired a new nurse as a favor to an old college friend. The nurse is his friend’s sister-in-law. Dr then told the nurse injectors (my wife) to train her how to do injections 😮. So now not only is business down because “Vegas is dead”
- But they now need to spend their energy on a new person to get her up to speed so she can dilute their clientele even further. Well, yesterday my wife discovers that this new nurse’s husband is a personal injury attorney and sued the LDS church several years ago.
- He sued them for being responsible for a back injury he sustained while doing baptisms for the dead! And they settled! (I haven’t been in years, maybe this led to new revelation on how to do them without stressing your back.)
- So my wife obviously passed along this little tidbit to the Dr and he is freaking. Felt pressured to do a favor he didn’t want to do and now can’t decide if there’s more liability keeping this person on or getting rid of them. LOL. Can’t a guy just breast aug the rest of his life without the drama?!
- Eating breakfast at Penny Ann’s in Draper and noticed this guy eating his breakfast probably better than I’ve ever seen someone eat breakfast before. Guy across from him was wearing a Texas shirt. Maybe God is moving in a new direction.
- Not exactly what you want to see when you’re headed to the airport.
- Lots of good ways to spend a beautiful Sunday. I did not choose any of them.
- A YouTube video triggered something I had forgotten about that happened during this year’s Lake Powell trip. In a conversation with my brother-in-law, I had to remind him what his oldest child’s (a transgender female) name is. The most disappointing thing that happened on the trip.
- Poured one out over the greatest group chat over the existence of group chats. RIP Yeddy Bearst.
- Ran up to the closet and found some of that fresh new logo swag!
