Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally)
Stream Team. I’m the #1 guy, not the #2 guy! #Respect
- Reposted by Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally)Had seen this reposted many times & finally watched. Read the whole thread, watch & share this video. Play it for someone you know who doesn’t have social media. Find courage.
- Reposted by Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally)The Big Lebowski. Acrylics on canvas. #caricature #art
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- Reposted by Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally)I'm taking #caricature commissions, folks, so if you like the idea of nailing a celebrity to your wall, you can @ or message me here, or email me on Teal.Cartoons@yahoo.com Reposts much appreciated! x #art
- Reposted by Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally)The Doomsday Clock is too grim. We should change it to this.
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- Reposted by Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally)The NRA is a gun rights organization the way the Ku Klux Klan is a speech rights organization.
- Reposted by Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally)All eyes on Davos, then, where - due to his failure to bully a peace prize out of a steering committee - a needless war against a sovereign territory will be threatened by a spiteful senior citizen whose intellectual acuity can be graded only slightly above that of a cucumber.
- Reposted by Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally)inventing the 8 mile challenge where you eat a plate of mom’s spaghetti and must run 8 miles in less than the run time of 8 mile (1:50) without getting vomit on your sweater
- We lost our goodest boy yesterday. Too sudden and too soon. Hold your best friends tight, time is short. 💔
- Reposted by Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally)Attended a candlelight concert in Venice tonight with @tealcartoons.bsky.social. Haunting.
- Reposted by Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally)Here's some of my stuff for #portfolioday. I'm available for #caricature commissions on canvas or paper, and for caricature design for TV.
- I no longer know what a catch is in the NFL
- So just to be clear, both of my teams are going for it on 4th down on their own 30 and NOT converting… great. UGA lost subsequently. Bears not looking great here
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- Reposted by Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally)“What’s the charge? Eating a seal?”
- Reposted by Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally)Endless Column, by Constantin Brâncuși, 1938, 📸 by @stephenmally
- Reposted by Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally)the briefcase from Pulp Fiction held a press conference goodmovie.substack.com/p/press-conf... this is the most important thing i’ve ever written
- Reposted by Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally)a second hand has just struck midnight
- Reposted by Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally)He who sets out to "get my ass" should dig two graves (one for each cheek)
- Bears trailing with 3 min left in 4Q?? We’ve got them right where we want them…

- Had the HB in the flat running to the corner and didn’t see him 😭
- Reposted by Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally)It's inefficient to get out of bed in the morning only to get back in the same bed at night. Stay in bed all day to avoid this
- Reposted by Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally)“Rain smacked Los Angeles. It splattered on the palm trees, sizzled on the neon, gurgled down the dirty boulevard. The town was sick. They hadn’t seen sunlight in almost a day. But I had the cure. A fifth of magic and a sack full of cold, hard joy. ‘Ho,’ I said once. It was enough.” -Noir Santa
- Reposted by Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally)For the love of God, Montresor!
- Reposted by Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally)my deaf brother just got back from the bakery. hes not happy. he asked in ASL for a specific kind of cookie and he got the wrong kind. hes thinking of suing. but he probably wont win because the bakery said he signed a wafer
- Reposted by Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally)Feeling like this guy after my final and encouraging post-cancer blood test result of the year. Merry Christmas to all, especially those of you fighting quiet battles.
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- Reposted by Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally)They didn't so much as get rid of him as he was unaccounted for when his storage container was found empty. 👀
- Reposted by Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally)Me ever since I got a Honda and a Seiko
- Reposted by Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally)I wanted to get a new abacus but they're way too expensive now after the local haruspex bought up all the beads to invent a new method of scrying
- Reposted by Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally)Age 0-29: wow it’s so fun to be flexible I can turn my arms all the way around hehe Age 30 onward: the hull has been breeched, shields are down, and all systems at 30%. Captain I need your orders
- Reposted by Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally)A potpourri of presidents by my husband @tealcartoons.bsky.social. Nobody does #caricature like him. #art #skyart tealcartoons.substack.com/p/misshapen-...
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- Reposted by Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally)Here is something extremely cool from @anthonyjeselnik.bsky.social youtu.be/tgzjzXBj6tw?...
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- Reposted by Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally)We don’t need our estranged children anymore. We can be our own children! It’s time for estranged parents to adopt each other
- Reposted by Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally)Here's an old article I wrote about what I consider to be the best #caricature of all time: open.substack.com/pub/tealcart... #art
- Reposted by Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally)Dem boys
- Reposted by Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally)A trio of mobsters: Tony Soprano, Al Capone, and George Remus. #caricature #art
- When anyone else we’re out to dinner with tries to pick up the check…
- Reposted by Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally)If you put the words "LOCAL FOOL" in place of Elon Musk, the headlines make more sense. People who cover him should try it to see if it helps clear up their reporting. Local Fool Says He'll Build A Colony on Mars Local Fool Says AI Will Cure Cancer
- Reposted by Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally)The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. Acrylics on canvas. #caricature #art
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- Reposted by Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally)HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE YOU BETTER WATCH OUT YOU BETTER WATCH OUT YOU BETTER WATCH OUT The limited X-mas collection is up on my store! Featuring shirts, sweaters and more with 4 designs! It'll only be up until Christmas! valdevia.store/collections/...
- Reposted by Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally)Doggy commission from earlier in the year, inspired by the movie posters of the late, lamented Drew Struzon. Acrylics on canvas. #caricature #art
- Reposted by Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally)'Beach Bum'. Acrylics on canvas. #caricature #art
- Reposted by Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally)has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
- Reposted by Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally)"Birth of the Homunculus" A sorceress astounded by her creation. This painting has been floating around in my head for months now, and I only found the right time to bring it to fruition yesterday! (see thread for details + process shot-by-shot)
- Reposted by Pecker Checker, MD: Ball-knower (literally)Here’s my painting of Eppa Rixey with the Phillies in 1912, based on the photography of Charles Conlon. Though not a household name today, “Jeptha” was the winningest left-handed pitcher in National League history until Warren Spahn broke his record of 266 wins in 1959.