Corn Flex
Big Xennial rainbronicorn, dracobold, noirceratops, chonkderg, macrolverine. Loves 🎬, history, 🏋, 🦎, math, puzzles, comp. sci., TTRPGs. PFPs @polarcartoons.bsky.social, @shibadoodles.bsky.social. ❤️🧡💛🦄🐊💚💙💜 @korboryn.bsky.social
- I heard someone in the parking lot remote-locking their car with that "chalk chalk" sound, and I was like, am I in a movie? Because I can't remember the last time I've actually heard that IRL just like how horses in movies are constantly making horse noises so that you know they're horses
- I really hope this is legit just a standing fence of Kit Kats filled with nothing but M&Ms inside and no cake as such, like a desperate eleventh-hour supply-room-raid attempt on Nailed It! after the actual intended cake burns beyond repair
- props to whoever put in this answer choice
- Reposted by Corn Flexnever seen a wilder tonal whiplash between two movies. they even changed all the characters. what was the studio thinking
- havin' one of those protein bars in which no ingredient quite manages to cover up the taste of any other ingredient
- TWO BANDS? like, playing over each other? what a curious thing to advertise also this place sucks anyway, look at the sign
- I'll have to check the script but I'm 99% sure that is not what Granny said
- me, in a 00s design interview: well I would create PennsylvaniaAvenue as an instance of GreenProperty (which extends Property, which extends GameCard, which extends GameObject) and implementing SharesNameOfState (singleton Pennsylvania) interviewer notes: TC failed to address PennsylvaniaRailroad
- your average writer, describing some lady who'd be completely unremarkable if you saw her in line at Ralphs: Her face, severe and yet craggy, was the countenance of a Sphinx, bespeaking paradox. In each orbit was ensconced a drooping eye that had long since adjudged the protuberant nose as wanting
- being the trusted royal prophet in antiquity must've been so EASY. The king would be like "last night I dreamt that my dick fell off and became a snake that wriggled away" and you could just make up some shit like "ah, auspicious indeed -- Your Majesty shall have an heir who ventures into new lands"
- We're doing sigma algebras in my math class, and my first reaction to the term is ugh, what coping Internet bro thing is it this time? Like an algebra that *could* have loads of sex, honest, but is such a chad that it doesn't need it anyway
- Today I saw a lizard go from facing one direction to facing the opposite direction in what seemed to be a single frame of motion. I think they may have access to linear algebra
- But she said, Where d'you wanna go? How much you wanna piss? I'm not looking for somebody with some superhuman piss Some superhero, some fairy tale piss Just something I can turn to, somebody I can piss I want something just like piss
- Learned about an early American named Samuel Worcester, and I bet like 40% of the population at the time was named Samuel Worcester, the most New England sounding name ever. You'd say "Prithee, Samuel" and all of Massachusetts would whirl around in unison with a "Yes?" like guards in Oblivion
- *marks how the lark and the linnet sing* pretty cool. Good job guys
- Reposted by Corn FlexTake me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
- did anyone else's testicle wince upon seeing this
- Yes I took biochemistry, I'm just choosing to interpret the world as a Beavis and/or a Butthead
- Reposted by Corn FlexHere is an old commission I did for commission for CrashBeast.
- Reposted by Corn Flexfurry cons when I dont know what the hell any of you look like
- I know I am a discrete math / algebra dork who isn't good at analysis, but... what monster *defines* the natural numbers this way?
- I feel that I shouldn't have to listen to Chainsmokers rhymes in the grocery store because life is already A Lot thank you
- Fuckin AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA rhyme scheme, I want something NOT like this please
- Honestly, my gym could play *only* this weird mix of Heads Will Roll and I'd be fine with that
- Reposted by Corn FlexDeer are evolving!
- can't believe the sign-stealing, ball-deflating hoodie guy who everyone hates didn't win universal acclamation
- Last night I dreamed that I ate someone's business card and then was going to get on Bsky to call it a herbivore power move. That was impossible within the dream world, so here you go now
- A+ noir dialogue
- Reposted by Corn FlexThe TF on this Tuesday obviously stands for #ToastyFire right? That works for me. I'm really starting to like the perks of this dragon form. The marshmallows aren't really for me (So much sugar) but for my kobolds. Minions! Line em up Art by the amazing @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social
- every cooking reality show with a "quick challenge" first round that has an ultimately completely inconsequential prize is like: "Jeftopher, since you made the best Zappetizer, you get an advantage in the only round that actually matters: this wilted head of lettuce, to use however you like"
- Reposted by Corn FlexIf you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside!
- if you do anything in quantum computing, you have to give it a kind of silly name with a Q in it, them's the rules
- I'm sorry, I know I'm being a catspaw of viral marketing just by posting this and commenting on it, but... is this for real
- (me trying to get @abedog.bsky.social and @herefox.bsky.social to guess "drink" in Concept, with "food" and "water") them: wet... food me: what's LIKE food... but wet? them: soup?
- Currently recreating this with @herefox.bsky.social for old times sake (picture by @toonraccoon.art!)
- (reposted because I left off the artist credit, oops!)
- Reposted by Corn FlexA mnemonic device for remembering the Great Lakes
- I typoed "chasing it in vair" instead of "in vain" (one of those inexplicable Glim typos where the other key isn't even close), and I can only imagine that phrase making sense in the context of @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
- Finally, targeted ads have figured me out (it is a laser that causes honse TF)
- YOU'D BETTER BE SORRY
- noir frame presented without context
- I just realized that gift cards are basically the "bearer bonds" of spy fiction, but only if you are not looking for more than $100 and you plan to spend it at Chili's
- Reposted by Corn Flexgay dragon demons are now too big for your living room and eating all your food
- Reposted by Corn FlexI've still never heard an actual person in real life use the word "falsehoods" and I've yet to hear a coherent explanation for why the media refuses to use the word "lies."
- Reposted by Corn FlexNothing to fear, Therios is here!
- Reposted by Corn FlexHey it's my cool friend @2dongz.bsky.social birthday This isn't a birthday piece but still drawn by my cool friend @harewolf.bsky.social Aren't they both COOL?
- Reposted by Corn Flexcommision finished for kilyion.bsky.social! #sukko-comms
- going through all 1025 Pokemon for puzzle research, one realizes that there is a LOT of dead air and Stantler is still solidly in my bottom 1%
- they need to make a Machad who retakes the buffness crown from Buzzwole. (no more arms though. even two was enough)
