The Wurst
Wrangler
- Reposted by The WurstI'm not sure what to make of it, but every Somali I represent in immigration court currently (8 of them) have today had their hearings cancelled and their judges reassigned. They're now all assigned to a video judge from Louisiana and scheduled for court hearing in one month. 🧵
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- moved back in to take care of my ancient mother. she hits all the notes. wheel of fortune, golden girls nightly, incredibly compromised internet accounts, crippling iPad solitaire addiction. well, she's about to learn Balatro.
- 30 is too many years of experience
- software outfits desperate for technology help, also won't hire anyone over 35
- Reposted by The WurstWhat do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
- elder programmer: unionize now, you idiots. young rockstars become unemployed maintenance programmers very quickly
- Reposted by The WurstThe Montreal Canadiens are playing the Minnesota Wild in Minneapolis tonight. The players have been recommended to stay in/eat at the hotel, take the team bus to the arena, and carry passports. Perhaps we shouldn't be hosting the World Cup and the Olympics...
- Le voyagement est aussi affecté → www.danslescoulisses.com/ice-le-canad...
- Reposted by The WurstICE was stealing equipment from the Islip Long Island fire department and a Islip Forward member documented it. ICE tried to arrest the community member but the firemen said “I don’t think so” www.islipforward.org
- Reposted by The WurstFrom FB regarding Pizza Luce in Minnesota. I like it when I can do something to help people displaced by ICE and then after I do that thing I get to eat a pizza.
- Reposted by The WurstBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breathes* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
- anyone over 80 has no reason not to.
- so nice that podcasters omfg, just shut up from 5 days ago
- i went back to minneapolis today, and spent a spell at the old blb, and the kids were organizing a barstool away. stick a fork in them. they’re done.
- also, kids, don’t organize in earshot of anyone, you fucking morons
- maybe i should jack into the teevee drip so i can say incisive things about schoolyard games
- did the super bowl happen today? i didn’t notice, because i got to see my kids for the first time in months
- that time i fixed buzzfeed’s dumbass ios app, and was denied a maintenance contract, then got asked to upgrade their dumbass ios app, until they realized i was the first guy who fixed their ios app. #objectivec
- Reposted by The WurstA reminder that the New England Patriots plane is flown by Omni air who contracts with ICE to fly people in chains to Africa and Asia several times per week. Go Seahawks.
- Reposted by The WurstBREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
- Reposted by The WurstFrom the Epstein documents: The FBI having to Google where Wisconsin is???
- the release of the melania movie makes me only think of the ending to the ceauşescu movie
- computers are awesome part #377428: after lengthy installation, time remaining counter gets down to 14s, and starts couting up.
- Reposted by The WurstARRESTED: Border Patrol agent Alfredo Mancillas, Jr., 32, a Border Patrol Agent from Corpus Christi, TX, was arrested in St. Paul, MN on Jan 27, 2026 slumped behind the wheel of his car and covered in vomit. Mancillas was charged with driving while intoxicated. #OneOfOursAllOfYours #UnmaskICE
- is it any surprise that Silicon Valley, that weird little growth on the ass of the military industrial complex evolved into what it is today?
- Reposted by The WurstMINNESOTA — Mom goes outside to warm up her car, ICE grabs her: "Please, my car kids are all alone in the house!” So nothing has changed and Homan was just to put a new face on the cruelty, got it (H/T longtimehistory)
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- Reposted by The WurstTrump is building prison camps all around the country! If he is deporting people, who are these prison camps meant to hold? Think about it.
- gotta say, as a minneapolitan, that springsteen song is not a banger.
- walz and frey have done nothing to stop the roving murder squads. nothing. worse, their respective police apparatus actively assist the roving murder squads when the people try to stop them on their own.
- state patrol should arrest bovino tonight.
- I heard it was an owl
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- Reposted by The WurstANOTHER ANGLE. This man was NOT brandishing a firearm. He was holding his phone. He then put his body between ICE thugs and woman. He was then sprayed with a chemical agent, tackled, disarmed, and executed. Plain as day. DO NOT let them tell you otherwise.
- Reposted by The WurstVideo before it happens is showing this guy they shot in the head in Minneapolis was just standing there videoing them before and they got out to push him back and then murder him.
- democrats hard at work drafting the enablement act, so everything becomes nice and legal
- TIL: SETI@home is finished. I can turn off my pentium II now.
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- Reposted by The WurstNow the actual military has to dress like it’s not the military cuz federal law enforcement agencies dress too much like the military
- so, my friends, we have humans out here who hate, hate their neighbors. maybe plough their shit to piss them off. #4toofchess
- this shit wouldn’t fly on the pinewood derby track. some drunk dad would throw hands for his boy. alas, mine was too drunk or not drunk enough. #xfatter