Dr. Thing Learner
I write and talk about science and ancient history a lot. Podcaster, children’s book author. Big fan of dogs and cool people, expert fun-haver. Occasional artist, sometimes musician. Walking pile of facts.
Find me at thinglearner.squarespace.com
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- I made some calzones and only one came out haunted! #dinner
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- Good morning, we are hanging in there and hope you are too. #dog
- Hey I’m gonna run to the dissociation store real quick, y’all need anything?
- I too am often changed by the gas I encounter. I’m not in space, I just have a flatulent dog.
- ICE is made up of all the pathetic bullies that peaked in high school. Get a fucking life, you sad little dorks.
- Reposted by Dr. Thing LearnerThe cellos made the hills glow red, and the leaves and grass were tipped with a soft pale green as the violins began their song. Only the bass fiddles rested as the entire orchestra washed the forest in color. Milo was overjoyed because they were all playing for him, and just the way they should.
- Reposted by Dr. Thing Learner"What are they playing?" asked Tock "The sunset, of course. They play it every evening, about this time. And they also play morning, noon, and night, when, of course, it's morning, noon, or night. Why, there wouldn't be any color in the world unless they played it.”
- If there’s not a vegan sub/grinder/hoagie/hero shop out there called Never Meat Your Heroes, there should be. Y’all can have that one for free.
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- Reposted by Dr. Thing LearnerA reminder that my strip took over Dilberts vacant spot in the Washington Post after they dropped his ass. 😎 www.stlpr.org/show/st-loui...
- Reposted by Dr. Thing LearnerScott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny
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- Fiddle and I had different opinions about taking a cute snuggle selfie.
- Reposted by Dr. Thing LearnerWARNING to ST. Paul: ICE is going door to door with weapons drawn.
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- I painted some lemons because I wanted something sunny and cheerful amongst the raging horrors.
- Reposted by Dr. Thing Learnerevery seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie
- is a risky dance a gambol gamble?
- a peanut butter and slim jim sandwich would probably be disgusting, but on the plus side, you could call it a PB&James.
- Reposted by Dr. Thing LearnerFIVE YEARS & he has not been held accountable for one of the most disgraceful events in this nation's history. Trying to overturn a fair election in an attempted coup against his own government is the very definition of TREASON. We can never move forward until this is fully adjudicated. #ShameOnUS🇺🇸
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- Holiday greetings from the sidewalks of West Philly.
- Let me get this straight — you want me to read it AND weep? In this economy?
- Same! It’s weird! Especially since they all seem to copy-paste different bits of the same Scholastic review. Cmon guys.
- Boldly shitting where no cat has shat before
- Oh that’s not a planet, it’s my cat
- Happy Friday! If you’re free around 4pm est today, I’m doing an event (virtually) about ancient booze, and how drunkenness fits into human evolution! It’s archaeology happy hour—BYOB, naturally. You can reserve a spot here: arapahoelibraries.bibliocommons.com/events/6904c...
- Reposted by Dr. Thing LearnerIn case you’re in the mood for some good news . . .
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- @michaelhobbes.bsky.social @notalawyer.bsky.social From a diet-specialist paleoarchaeologist (lapsed) and science communicator, thank you for making such a great episode about why Sapiens is such a dumb wrong book!
- Why is “booking it” used to mean really hurrying?
- I’m so tired that my feelings are tired
- aw BEANS I misspelled the shop link! It’s thinglearner.squarespace.com/store OOPS ironically…well, I tried.
- This idea came to me in a dream, and even in the dream I thought “well, this is silly.” Gonna make a few more prints and put them up for sale in my shop. If you also feel like a fishperson who tried real hard, you can get one of your own. thinglearner.squarespace.com/shop
- the gifting season is looming, and I sure would appreciate it if y’all shared this and the link to my art shop far and wide! many many thanks :) #art #shopping #gift #artist
- This idea came to me in a dream, and even in the dream I thought “well, this is silly.” Gonna make a few more prints and put them up for sale in my shop. If you also feel like a fishperson who tried real hard, you can get one of your own. thinglearner.squarespace.com/shop
- This idea came to me in a dream, and even in the dream I thought “well, this is silly.” Gonna make a few more prints and put them up for sale in my shop. If you also feel like a fishperson who tried real hard, you can get one of your own. thinglearner.squarespace.com/shop
