liz maupin
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- i like that we all stomp a bit to get up a broken escalator
- Reposted by liz maupinO Holy Night Is Close Encounters and Carol of the Bells is Uncut Gems
- Reposted by liz maupinOn the mid-level atrocity manager www.thenation.com/article/worl...
- we’re all just totally normal about having two dippers in the night sky ,,,,
- Reposted by liz maupinLots of clarity today
- Reposted by liz maupinIf you see anyone talking about how the Amazon strike could disrupt the flow of packages:
- Reposted by liz maupinAmazon's $2 TRILLION market cap is built off the backs of Amazon warehouse workers — yet they can barely make ends meet. It's far past time they share in the wealth their labor creates. Solidarity with striking Amazon @teamsters.bsky.social!
- every time a “transponder” is mentioned in a movie or show, i know that it is a made-up term agreed upon by all writers to use when a plane malfunctions in any way.
- Reposted by liz maupinBREAKING: The biggest strike against Amazon in U.S. history is happening right now. The Teamsters are picketing facilities across the country. The union has organized workers at 10 Amazon locations AND they're putting up picket lines at hundreds of other Amazon sites nationwide.
- Reposted by liz maupinThe menfolk are now fast asleep leaving me to do all the writing.
- Reposted by liz maupinAny time you drank too much, there was somewhere in the timeline where you drank the perfect amount, and I think that’s nice.
- my funniest opinion is that everyone should break up.
- been saying this since 2019 to be clear
- Reposted by liz maupin“Reached by text, Lil Wayne made a sexually explicit overture to a reporter and did not respond to questions.” www.businessinsider.com/lil-wayne-ch...
- sorry but this is me
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- I’m gonna kick this guy’s ass .
- Reposted by liz maupin*getting bonked on the head with a bowling ball at the video game factory just before the big meeting* “guys, we gotta put Mariah Carey in Fortnite”
- Reposted by liz maupinChristmas is a happy time for many but this year please take a moment to remember all the people who’ve died trying to imitate Mr Bean’s turkey-on-head routine from “Merry Christmas, Mr. Bean”
- Reposted by liz maupinWe honestly don’t know what Pokémon looked like, we’re just guessing that we put their bones together correctly
- Reposted by liz maupinI cannot be alone in thinking that the bald eagle already was our national bird so if it wasn’t already official that is absolutely a 5-alarm who gives a shit
- god i love posting .
- As far as inventions go, I like tap-to-pay a bit more than I like the toothbrush
- I prefer coffee to a shovel, now that I am thinking of it.
- Eyeglasses are better than turnstiles.
- Reposted by liz maupinIf you're bored put on "the air that I breathe" by the hollies and tell me what alternative rock song sounds very similar to it
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- Reposted by liz maupingame boy, print ad (1991) archive.org/details/Game...
- Reposted by liz maupinScreenwriters, please don't use AI art to pitch your work. There's plenty of extant art you can use, and plenty of artists you can work with, and many will meet you where you are financially. AI is bad for artists. AI is bad for the environment. And each time you use it, you're voting for more.
- Reposted by liz maupinWe have a duck/goose called Roger.
- Reposted by liz maupin"Killing is never OK", says ruling class of nation arming and abetting genocidal mass murder for the past 430 days.
- look, i like echoes of wisdom but im gonna need to play as realistic zelda in a super expansive world and challenging game with a storyline that makes me cry,,,,,,,
- Elphaba’s wearin those Zeelool ass glasses
- Reposted by liz maupinHey you! Go write 1 positive review today for a podcast, book, game, actual play, or other thing that you like. Bonus points if it's an indie! It'll take you 2 minutes, but will mean the world to the creative who reads it.
- Reposted by liz maupin[remembers clintoris exists] things are so good…
- Reposted by liz maupinYeah I don't think people like Luigi because he's hot
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- I don’t like summers or heat to the extent that I avoid desert-like areas in video games too
- Reposted by liz maupinThis is a good piece. Denying access to healthcare and forcing people into crushing debt are evil, antisocial, violent actions. We put far too much stock in people who want you to believe that things like shoplifting basic necessities are somehow worse than things like wage theft and price gouging.
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- If I won the lottery, there would be signs* *hiring a statistician to answer me accurately every time I ask, “What’re the odds?!”
- Reposted by liz maupinNancy By Ernie Bushmiller December 12,1945
- Reposted by liz maupinI thought the blinking warning signal was the hundreds of thousands of preventable deaths and bankruptcies in the world's wealthiest country. Crazy to hear that it's actually just when a single rich guy dies.
- i am really tired but i have to return lord jabu jabu back to normal
- lord jabu jabu is regular again ✅
- Reposted by liz maupinlol. UnitedHealthcare just denied coverage of my mammogram
- idk what private relay is :(
- Last week, I found out that Adam Levine was NOT an American Idol winner and that’s NOT how Maroon 5 was formed :(
- Reposted by liz maupinA statement from The Onion about InfoWars.
- Reposted by liz maupinI got the Luigi Mangione manifesto. The real one, not the forgery circulating online. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-man...
- i love New York so much I met 3 Australians in a train station then we went to karaoke
- Reposted by liz maupinA UnitedHealthcare CEO murderer lookalike competition was held today in New York.
- haha, awesome
- haha, awesome 😌
- Reposted by liz maupingood morning happy friday
- Reposted by liz maupinA doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo
- Reposted by liz maupinREI workers in Soho went on strike this week. They work in a basement bike and ski repair shop and the company said it would no longer provide respirators. www.modernretail.co/operations/r...
- Reposted by liz maupinFRIDAY LOUNGE DATE
- going to New York is good bc you can pretend you are a ghostbuster :)
- a jazz club in nyc is what life is all about !!!
- Reposted by liz maupinWhat a funny way to say videogame music
- hate to say it but i do think i should be able to Airdrop directions to my brain if my phones gonna die
- Reposted by liz maupinthey should invent cats that sleep at night .
- Reposted by liz maupinI think I'd be really embarrassed to call myself a member of the business community
- welcome new followers!* *gained two followers
- i think the move is ditching subscriptions and going towards physical media (which i love, anyway). i *want* to burn cds again and carry around a little portable cd player. that would look sick as hell too
- look what we could have. I’m doing it.
- my bag just got searched at the airport because there’s a harmonica in it :)
- They said it looked like a clip!!!!!
- Moulin Rouge 2: just kidding she’s alive BUT the duke is back and he’s madder than ever 😠
- Reposted by liz maupinthe california raisins, commodore 64 (1988) www.lemon64.com/game/califor...
- Reposted by liz maupinif you want to intern for Paste—especially its Games or TV sections—get those applications in. www.pastemagazine.com/music/paste-...
- was talking to a friend about something i wrote on here and i very naturally went “so i did a bluesky”
- Has anyone ever named a baby Mom
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- Reposted by liz maupinTODAY I FOUND MY MOUNTAIN TODAY I FOUND MY MIST
- Had the classic LA experience today which is walking around with friends saying “I’ve never heard one nice thing about Anna Kendrick!”
- Reposted by liz maupindisney exec: just a movie about some lions. no big deal haha elton john: [lifting a bus] go to hell
- Reposted by liz maupinScotland made me cry.
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- Reposted by liz maupinswiss bob ride above, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978
- no, she’s a mary poppins
- i asked for The Rachel in 2024
- dating intentions: holding hands.
- tom cashman will you marry me
- You can also boycott them forever. It’s doable. I promise.
- The author disabled quotes.Former Amazon worker here; do not cross this picket line. Don't do it. Don't even order from them (unless absolutely necessary). They're a disgusting company to work for and the reason for my knee problems that required years of physical therapy. Fuck Amazon. We stand with the workers! 👊🏻✨
- Reposted by liz maupin30 rock is one of the greatest shows of all time specifically because they had isabella rossellini say “dammit johnny you know i love my big beef and cheddar”
- Reposted by liz maupincasino pier games, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978
