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- Reposted by [//] Professor HazardMr. Jameson, with AI you can bring YOURSELF pictures of Spider-Man... and some of them can be, shall we say, quite risqué?
- Reposted by [//] Professor HazardHow can someone have all this and be unhappy
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- Reposted by [//] Professor Hazardhey sorry but young people dont read your editorials and never will. alright have a good one.
- Reposted by [//] Professor HazardFollowing the release of the Epstein files Jk Rowling has deleted a decade of port logs belonging to the Super yacht Samsara. What is she hiding?
- This is also the backstory of Cascada's "Evacuate the Dancefloor"
- I did the research: www.reddit.com/r/FanTheorie...
- And people told me an arcade was an unwinnable financial prospect
- Reposted by [//] Professor HazardHere are the Top 5 Dogs of January!
- TMZ should buy Spider-Man an apartment in the city, and once that's in the news they should let him know they got him a second real apartment because the first one will be beset by villains all the time, and TMZ will make money with the footage from it
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- Reposted by [//] Professor Hazard[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:
- my mom is the person I would send this to in order to appreciate it but she up and died on me so I need all the oldschool #Zelda heads to appreciate this interaction for her
- how come nobody ever dies from a nice thing that happens to them oh, my uncle died, yeah, he was at a work thing and weird al was so polite to him that he passed away peacefully
- Reposted by [//] Professor Hazardthank you for sharing this! printable version with alt text
- Reposted by [//] Professor HazardDefinitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
- Reposted by [//] Professor HazardLet's check in on how Melania (2026) is stacking up against the Taylor Swift documentary (October 2025) Surely if Melania had "the biggest opening for a documentary in a decade!" it must be surpassing the Taylor Swift doc from just a few months ago:
- Reposted by [//] Professor HazardYOU ARE A REGULAR GUY, YOU CAN BE INTERVIEWED BY CHOTINER YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY, YOU CAN ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY, YOUR ANSWERS WILL NOT PUBLICLY REVEAL MORALLY QUESTIONABLE THINGS ABOUT YOU YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY, NO ONE WILL LAUGH AT YOUR SELF-INFLICTED MISFORTUNE
- Reposted by [//] Professor HazardIt’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies
