Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚♂️😈🌾
•Fairy Bitch
•SHITPOSTER
•Technically, Megan
•Incredibly Stressful
•Clout Goblin Princess
•Here for the hot gay goss
•Equally known and unknowable
•Honorarily dubbed: "The Cerebral Shitposter" by @matrixman124.hellthread.vet
•LCSW
- It's true.
- Why don't you "join the conversation" you piece of shit
- Okay but where are your pink bows and red hearts ? This is mad sus .
- Where is your designated thoughtful maid to do all the heart heavy lifting ?? Well?? Where is she??
- I already told you people that Valentine's Day is for Coquette Girls only, so stop being obnoxious bitches about it.
- The shortness of breath is really bad with this one, I'm trying to stay calm but it's an extremely stressful sensation.
- Hi everyone, I'm sick and freaking tf out. Happy Monday!
- Not to be a five year old but: seedless grapes, mild cheddar, and pretzel crackers
- perhaps some pre-sliced apple and a lil dollop of pb. If you give me the apple whole, I will panic and start sobbing.
