𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝
Life is weird - let’s laugh at it before it eats us.
- Any Democrat who votes for ICE funding without restrictions should have their blue check replaced with a shrug emoji.
- The Supreme Court hasn’t ruled on Trump’s tariffs because they’re scared stiff. Rule for him and admit you’re a hack. Rule against him and anger Trump, billionaires, and the MAGA mob. So they stall. Cowardice, with robes. 💣
- Thank you for the 30 day free trial of 2026 but I’d like to cancel my subscription.
- Here’s to 2026!
- ER staff watching Mitch McConnell being hospitalized for flu.
- Every “whoops” in those files is a scream someone else swallowed.
- It was so cold yesterday I saw a Republican congressman put his hand in his own pocket.
- Republicans: “Well if you knew he was doing it, why didn’t you try stopping him?”
- It’s not so much an IMDB score as it is a warning label.
- More like an alternate universe where taste lost the coin toss.
