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- You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.
- Where do cats learn to clean themselves? At a Cat Lick school.
- The first rule of Passive Aggressive Club is... ...you know what? Never mind. It's FINE.
- At a certain point in your life, sitting at home alone, watching TV on a Friday night goes from being super depressing to the most enjoyable part of your week.
- My parents admitted that the night I was conceived they were both drunk on Australian beer. It's not nice finding out you're a Fosters child!
- What's the best thing that happened to you today? #BestThingOfTheDay
- Doctor, I think I'm a moth. It's not a doctor you need, it's a psychiatrist. I was on my way there when I saw your light on!
- Why did the tea bag go to therapy? It couldn't handle the strain.
- Putting the HOT in PSYCHOTIC every day #DocAfterDark
- I have a procurement joke, but I don't think you'll buy it.
- To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket: You can hide, but you can't run.
- One of my friends is a really stubborn hardcore raver. She keeps trying to make me rave with her! She just won't techno for an answer.
- Does anyone know a cure for excessive ear wax? If you do, please give me a shout.
- What cheese would you use to hide a small horse? Mascarpone.
- Cop: I'm arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia. Man: Wait! I can explain everything.
- I have a political science joke, but it's not politically correct.
- Why do we have to rake forests? Because Nature Abhors a vacuum!
- I don't have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
- I have a statistics joke, but it's not significant.
- I got really emotional this morning at the gas station... I don't know why... I just started filling up.